What's your response?
[spoiler]she hits and wants to hurt intentionally[/spoiler]
Edit 1: this is a experiment to see what you would do
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1 ReplyWho the hell bumped my post and wait how do you people find this shit
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Play some ear raep sad violin and post shitty memes about it
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2 RepliesHave an orgasm as I haven't been touched by a woman in 6 years
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1 ReplyEdited by Alstrza: 5/9/2016 7:13:29 PMKnock her out then ra[u][/u]pe her. [spoiler]Don't worry i wont go to Jail nobody reports ra[u][/u]pe [/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesTell her to go back in the kitchen.
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Man handle her, no hitting back, just stop her
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1 ReplyCry like a bitch, then punch her in the face when she gets close to my face, most likely to insult me. When the hit lands I will instantly yell "BOOM BITCH!" and probably go around trying to high five random bystanders
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The first time is free, the second time it's a fight. I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker.
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Hit her back of course. They want to be equal to men? They deserve to be hit if they are violent. My girlfriend knows this, we don't ever fight though. I'm not afraid to hit a woman, they deserve it if they hit me first.
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1 ReplyMy gf does it all the time. With intention to hurt. I give it back in the shape of me inside her.
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Get a machine gun. Aim machine gun. You know what happens next... [spoiler]Hey babe! Check out my gun![/spoiler]
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Depends on the level of intended injury. If she just like punches me on the arm or something then it's ignorable unless it continues. If she's swinging a bat at my face, then obviously the threat needs to be eliminated as quickly as possible.
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"Hit her ass back", is what I think I should do, but I'd actually try to dig my thumbs as deep in her throat as possible.
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Give her Le Lenny treatment. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Run the f*ck away from that feminist[/spoiler]
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Open up a can of Hormel brand Equality.
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Give her some gender equality.
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Laugh and tell them to stop tickling me.
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Hit her back, don't go too far. If a female attacks a male he has the right to self-defence.
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Grab arm mid swing and break at elbow
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Edited by Paradox1055: 5/9/2016 4:02:54 AMCatch her hands and hold them behind her back. Try to calm her down until help arrives.
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1 Replyow fuсk that hurt
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Kill her in "self defense"
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It's extremely situational. Same as if a man hits me. I really don't have enough information to answer the question. But I assume this is one of those "women want equal rights so I'm going to make an edgy post" posts.
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Ignore. If I keep getting hit beat the shit out of her.