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Edited by EARWAK3R:
12/22/2015 7:07:34 PM
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Now that the Oryx challenge has ended, tell me the dumbest thing you saw somebody do in one of your runs. * No name shaming pls! * Just the funny story ☺
I had a guy panic and jump off his platform and back on in phase 3 , i ask why, his response:
"To put melting point on my ogre man"
Facepalm!
Share funny stories below, but please, no name shaming. We've all made our own monumental fk ups before! Lol ☺
*Edit* I actually thought my guy was the silliest raid reaction ever, but your funny raid anecdotes in the comments are killing me lol, some serious wtf moments. Keep em coming, its a funny old read!
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#Destiny
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Had a warlock die to oryx because he wasn't in the aura. He then self revives and dies again.
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5 RepliesSome guy on LFG thought The Last Word was the best choice for his exotic weapon on Oryx.
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18 RepliesEdited by jmacELITE2305: 12/22/2015 9:37:30 AMWe had a guy who I was always worried about, he was only 310 and had no indication that he'd ever beaten hard mode before. He was on a plate but died about 3 times, I was about to kick him when someone suggested he runs relic, I gave him a chance. We got all 16 bombs down and we all got our bombs and went back to the bubble. We watched oryx and as all the bombs went off his health didn't move, everyone started yelling at the relic runner asking him why he wasn't shooting oryx. He said "nobody told me I was supposed to do that" I kicked him after that
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1 ReplyNot challenge mode but still funny. LFG guy swore blind he had done hard raid many times before. When he dies the next three times in a row I ask why and he says "I can't understand it I am shooting the @@@@ out of my bomb with my machine gun and it won't detonate." Didn't have to kick him he left after 5 minutes of hysterical laughing from the 5 of us
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noob: Warpriest challenge was pretty easy since it was just solar burn me: It was different relic holder each time not solar burn noob: No warpriest challence is allways nightfall modifier me: *facepalms* me: the challenge mode is not nightfall modifier noob: yes it is *after 5 mins of arguing* me: did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby? noob: that is pretty offensive because i was dropped on my head as baby me: *laughs* noob: *deletes me from friendslist
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3 RepliesThe funniest thing ever was when all the rookie raiders who talked shit about the raid being pointless and stupid, all tried to find teams to get the 320 loot and couldn't do it because of low light. I loved seeing all the salt because of 315+ requirement. Suckers
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4 RepliesNothing... wasn't allowed in any raid normal or hard because I'm only 306
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3 RepliesWarlock on my team died inside the teleport bubble where you fight the Shade. Says don't worry I have revive. Self-revives (which spawns you outside) and tries to run back into the teleport bubble to help kill the shade.
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When we said the shade was slamming he walked into the bubble.
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1 ReplyEdited by The Trojan Horse: 12/27/2015 8:58:16 PMBack in TDB days, we had a guy that was literally the lowest possible level to enter Hard Crota. We're like: Ok. >Carry him to Crota. >He dies, over soul summoned. >Wipe. >Respawn. >He leaves. >We ask why, he says "Well I'm a low level and I screwed up; weren't you going to kick me? >Us: No. Get back in here. >Start encounter. >We tell him: Now, stay in this corner until it's safe. >We have him run behind the right boomer tower to distract them. >Crota almost dead, he asks if he can get ammo: he was shooting the wall to distract the Knights. >We say sure and start staggering the Knights. >He goes down to get ammo........ And Crota followed him inside the room. >Crota slams, 4 guardians down instantly. >Tried again, beat it. Moral of the story: Crota doesn't know how to act in his own raid.
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*I join party chat Random voice ~ "Oh hey Slayer! Just join on anyone. We're doing the No Knight strategy" *Leaves party chat
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8 RepliesDumberest thang I sen is thate people stile play thes garbge
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8 RepliesOne of my friends believed the "16 orbs strat" was the challenge. His source was datto, btw.
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1 ReplyEdited by MoopOwO: 12/24/2015 5:42:53 AMSo we were playing, and we were on the third round. Our runner says "this is the last round, right?" But someone tells her no. Well, after we stagger oryx and are standing in the aura, one of our teammates goes and detonates his bombs. Ofc everyone started yelling "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU IDIOT" Not sure if he still thought it was the last round or if its because he saw someone run out for ammo and jumped to conclusions. Either way he turned his ps3 off right away and we just sat there laughing about it. Edit: Not really anything dumb that someone did, but during our first challenge mode attempt, one of our teammates cats starting have kittens right behind him. That was pretty funny.
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1 ReplyOur runner was a Striker cause shoulder charge then he got teleported in while the shade was doing his thing then he panic slammed and killed the shade.
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3 RepliesI forgot to switch from striker to defender so when I went to pop a bubble on the top platform, I fist of havoked off the side of the map.. I laughed..
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5 RepliesSome guy wanted to do no knight strat
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15 RepliesMyself and 2 others were running the kings fall raid with 3 people that have never done it before. We keep our cool and explain things over and over until it finally "clicks". 2 of the 3 seemed to grasp the concept of each phase fairly quickly...then you have Harry (not his real name or GT) Harry was the guy that had trouble shooting down the shields in phase 1. We wipe a couple times but he finally understood the priorities. The jump puzzle... Harry, the poor guy, he was attempting that thing for solo long, apologetic for every second he was making us wait. He wanted the moldering shards in that chest so bad so we waited. At one point, I drove down to the gas station to grab something to drink. I came back just as he was opening the chest. 20 minutes, easy. The gem of it all: We were up to 3 hours into this raid when we finally got to the sisters. We wiped several times as each of the new guys were being told what to do, where to go and why, while being torn. Harry was included. We got to the stage where everyone was confident in what was happening, and what to do while torn. We went for the 4 round approach to be safe. The first 3 rounds went smooth as hell. 1 sister was down and the other was at quarter health. Harry becomes torn on the final round... Harry is panicking "WHICH PLATE IS FIRST?! WHICH ONE?!" Come over here to Twitchy_D! Harry jumps on my plate to start the sequence. But is facing the wrong way way "GUYS! I CANT SEE THE STEPS! WHERE ARE THEY" "Turn to your left Harry!! Your left!" Harry turns to his right in panick just as the snipers spawned "I SEE IT! I SEE IT!" Harry, his voice so excited, his intentions so innocent, tries to jump onto the sniper's rock. We all burst out laughing. Our inner frustration turning into hopeless realisation.
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1 ReplyHad a kid who didn't have his defender bubble yet. (This wasn't the challenge strategy. It was no knight with alternating bubble) he said he would have it in like another orb. So I said "it's cool. I'll drop bubble this round and you get it the next." So I dropped it and it made the general 2 orbs. He then proceeded to drop his bubble along with mine.
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Hambo the RatYou made me like this! - old
Here is one of the most annoying moments in my destiny career. Me and a guy are ogre smashing in middle. Both bubble Titans. Pop bubble. Kill first ogre. Turn. Kill second ogre. Turn. Kill third ogre. Turn. Relic runner has relic and is dealing with the vessel. I have to step out of bubble to shoot last ogre. I realize I'm the only one shooting. Ogre+eye+eye+eye+eye+centurion melt my face. "Why am I the only one shooting this -blam!-ing ogre!?!" I ask, "opposite plate guy and Titan bubble buddy, where are you?" "There's a fourth ogre!?" They ask at the same time. This happens four more times. Four. More. Times. I leave angry as hell. These guys have 13 raid completions each. The moral of the story is, don't raid with stoners. -
2 RepliesEdited by shock: 12/23/2015 4:35:27 PMSo there was this kid who had NO CLUE how to do Oryx. So, I'm the runner, and on our final dps phase, I was two platforms away until he jumped off his plate. I asked "Why would you do that?!" he nonchalantly replied "You were past the platforms I formed". [spoiler]BONUS: The same kid, also on the last DPS phase (there's another after this), when oryx slams his fist on the plate and spawns the Torn Between Dimensions thing, I grab it as usual, and oryx was at his plate this time. I was standing there waiting for him, and then he suddenly popped the question "Why aren't you running?" No comment. EXTRA BONUS: This was once again on the last DPS phase, and he jumped on in the wrong order. Further speaking no longer needed. He said "Hurry up Shock! Why aren't you running?" FINAL BONUS: Every time, he never gets his bomb, so the floater has to cover his ass. And one time, the floater had to go to a different bomb, since one of our guys died. Now we are all yelling at him "DETONATE THE BOMB!" and he walks in the circle, and immediately walks out and says "I did!" We kept yelling after that. The run went decent, until the first story happened. Yeah, two for one. What a deal, amirite?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLFG Dude #1: "Calm down. We got this. Geez, you act like you're on Ritalin." LFG Dude #2: "Hey that's racist! Not all Philippinos are gay!" Rest of us: Dafuq...
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So this isn't a dumb player thing... A buddy of mine gets so bored during the waiting phase (after staggering Oryx) that he doesn't even wait inside the bubble anymore. He goes running out with a sword and then screams when he's about dead (if that happens) and runs back, gets his health and then back out he goes. We find this hilarious to watch and happily don't shoot all the adds anymore, just to prolong his enjoyment.
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7 RepliesNot Oryx, but I was doing the Warpriest challenge today and on one of our runs I heard: Wait, guys I'm out of ammo, wipe! Everyone else: Wipe? Him: Yes wipe, I'm out of ammo! *Everyone starts dying* Me in my head: (눈_눈) Did that really just happen...?
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Challenge mode over?
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7 RepliesWell, I'll share my dumbest experience. It was right at Oryx, when everyone has to detonate their blights. Everything went smoothly up until that point....it had been a while since I played the raid and when our leader said, "detonate your blights" I drew a blank, ran to my blight, sat there for a minute and started shooting at it... Then shortly after, died.... Yup.
