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Edited by Cyanide:
9/28/2016 1:28:14 AM
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Best Item Description
In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
Edit:
Just found this, pretty dam funny
Crackerjack.beta: "Not liable for damage or disability caused by prototype performance."
Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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I've kept this gun for a long time just bcs of its description. Echo 33 pulse rifle "Negative, we will hold until overrun. Echo 3-3, signing off"
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1 ReplyRaisins - What? Why....
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2 Replies[i]"You've got to be squidding me"[/i]
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Edited by APathwayThrough: 11/2/2015 8:15:34 AMI've posted in this thread before but... Plating the Ahamkara bones in silver helps to quiet the auditory hallucinations...oh bearer mine. - Sealed Ahamkara Grasps.
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3 RepliesLearn the swamp's secrets. Keep the swamp's secrets. Lie awake at night, horrified by the swamp's secrets. -Bog Wild 1.0
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2 Replies"You'll never get it but that's not the point" (Questing beast)
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"In the garden grows a tree of silver wings. The leaves are ruin, the bark, disaster. Of the seeds, we do not speak." Ruin wings exotic gauntlets
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12 RepliesEdited by GarrisonWhite2: 11/2/2015 6:45:07 AMI've posted here before (quite a while back, but still), but I figured I would make another post. I really like the Titan mark Mark of Fury. It's part comical and also, more importantly, it's a perfect representation (imo) of a Titan's mindset. "We can wait herd until the traveler falls. Or we can go out there and kill them!" -from a doctrinal dispute Here's another one: Extropic Cloak- "Child came for our robes today. He said the Awoken Hunters needed them, as they were cold." —Warlock doorlog
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Edited by Suzy-Six: 11/2/2015 4:30:50 AM[quote][i]Jar Jar Binks[/i] Exotic Artifact [i]"Yes, it's real.. All of it.[/i] "-George Lucas[/quote]
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1 ReplyIt was in halo 5, but had such a destiny description. All I remember if this overly long too hard to pronounce name. I think it was Turkish
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"Yours not mine" - Last Word
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Yes a fine cloak you have but I have a supercollider on my arm can your cloak spit quarks
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1 Reply"Toland cracked the rune, or led us to believe he did. I told him it was either that, or the Hive have a hell of a recipe for beer. -Omar Agah
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2 RepliesBackhanded Compliment [i]You look good in red.[/i]
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1 ReplyEdited by IKBeckly: 10/28/2015 8:51:22 PMCan't write the descriptions off the top of my head but these are some of my favorites: Helm of Saint-14 Does not Bow Nighstalker Hardcase Cloak Crest of Alpha Lupi (Hunter) Bad JuJu Wolves Cloak
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Any type of Seraph Helmet on the warlock [i]"Maybe we were someplace good, you know. And then the Ghosts took us away."[/i]
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From Steel Oracle-Z "I foresee fire. Fire and screams." "You would, mate. You're a rocket launcher."
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1 Reply"Yes, my love of cephalopods is well documented." - Pahanin Errata From the Squid Pro Quo hunter cloak
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Edited by Fort: 11/1/2015 11:40:51 PMDoes not bow has a good one "A kell cut off his arms. He built himself new ones. Then he killed the kell with them"
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"Bringing the inevitable, one pull at a time." Fatebringer
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"We should have heeded... the queen..."
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3 RepliesMolniya type 0 (Titan gauntlets) "So I ask Wei Ning: what about the Darkness itself? What then? And she says: I'll punch it too." -Pahanin Errata
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1 ReplyBumping while I go find it, also belated happy birthday to this thread!
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2 RepliesThe Hunter cloak 'End Unsung' makes me feel sad.
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Black Hammer: 'I cannot permit you to exist.'
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1 ReplyMy favorite to this day, despite many awesome ones, is Black Hammer's original description. "I cannot permit you to exist." Fits the weapon to a T.
