Just took a dump, there's no toilet paper in the house, looks like I'm going to be busy for a while.
AMA.
[spoiler]you can also ask for an honest opinion.[/spoiler]
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Use the shower?
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1 ReplyWhen you're sitting on the john and your toilet paper's gone be a man. Use your hand!
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Get the hose.
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Honest opinion? Tip: use your hands.
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Oh, shit [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler] Maybe use the shower?
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Opinion of me pls
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Just go in the shower.
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2 RepliesHow long do you plan on hiding, coward?
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10 RepliesNone in the house? I guess the shuffle of shame in quest of some paper towels is your only choice.... - Der
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6 RepliesBut you need to wipe before it sets.
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1 ReplyIs your poo tasty?
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5 RepliesEdited by ~wolfBTM~: 5/1/2014 4:44:39 PMAlready made a thread like this... Do you give me permission to bump it?
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2 RepliesGood luck you poor bastard. What's a question you want to be asked?
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2 RepliesWash cloth? or Hand?
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Use the shower.
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3 RepliesIs there anyone in the house?
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19 RepliesEdited by IIx luke xIII: 5/1/2014 4:21:42 PMwhy did you go on the toilet in the first place, when you knew there was no toilet paper?
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2 RepliesEdited by Stalwart: 5/1/2014 4:14:18 PMWho's going to be your knight in shining armor? Who's going to save you? Who bringeth the paper of toilets?