It's Saturday, that means HYDRA is conducting another op. Earlier this week, Crossbones infiltrated the X-Mansion and downloaded crucial data that would be used to further development for our Chinchilla Weather Machine. Among the data were hundreds of thousands of *ahem* nude photographs and lewd selfies of all the female members of the X-Men roster. Among them include nudes of Storm, Psylocke, Jean Grey, Rogue, X-23, Mystique, Kitty Pryde, and Emma Frost. HYDRA intends to capitalize on these photos immediately. Pin-up posters and calendars have already been commissioned. Desperate to recapture his personal porn stash, Professor X has dispatched the X-Men to Site-Alpha. Site-Alpha has been prepped for siege and all security personnel and all available Skull Teams are on standby. The nudes belong to us! Operation: X-Lewds is in effect. Will your holy statueness' hail HYDRA? Or will your holy statueness' support the X-Men? Don't let us down!
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HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]
Edit: MISSION SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!! X-MEN REPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEWDS DISTRIBUTED!!!!!!!!!!!! HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 Replies... Where is my bulk order?... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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BLOODY HELL what did I just read?
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somebody say lewds?
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1 ReplyKill Hydra
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Edited by SuperStormDroid: 3/28/2021 2:01:25 AM[i]*Relays location of X-lewds stash to the Krakoan government*[/i] You're gonna have an army of mutants at your doorstep soon!
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1 ReplyHow much will said calendars cost? Asking for a friend.