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1/5/2021 7:55:20 PM
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A spider dodged my attack by allowing itself to fall off the ceiling and on to the floor
It managed to crawl into the floor boards where I could not launch my second attack.
This one has obviously seen me kill it's kind before.
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#Offtopic
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So now the spiders have learned the art of wu wei? May god have mercy on our souls...
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There was a spider in my car ceiling, and I punched it. It fell off the roof, onto my pants, and I killed it my slamming my [b][i]r o c k h a r d thighs[/i][/b] together, then stomped it. All the while, I managed to almost swerve into oncoming traffic. [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires [/spoiler]
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1 Reply[spoiler] GLORIOUS DODGES!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThese jerks (yellow sac spider) used to always go to the same corner of the ceiling in my house, and they either died, or they jumped before I could get them.
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1 ReplyI recommend moving, to another house.
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1 ReplyEdited by Capt. Kelp: 1/6/2021 5:31:49 AMIt obviously knew the dodging is always better than blocking principle Edit Autocorrect wants me to be raci[i]s[/i]t now...
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2 RepliesDid you jump when it happened? Like, did it jump and you jumped back in fear like, “It’s attacking me!”
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Parkour!
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2 RepliesMy children are not so easily dispatched.
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2 RepliesSpider: I've seen some s--- man, I've seen some s---!
