Can you walk the halls in absolute darkness, following the path to the toilet from memory alone? Can you glide through the kitchen and gather the necessary items to prepare a bowl of cereal? Can you trip over a cat that, for some reason beyond mortal comprehension, decided not to move out of your way? Can you successfully place the bowl upon the nearby trunk, without spilling, as you fall to your knees? Can you do all of this silently, only to release a series of harshly whispered expletives upon falling that awaken the Elder One and her wretched hound?