*Rams pool noodle up exhaust pipe* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last Saturday's op proved to be a successful mission on Skull Team 6's part. They acted as security at Red Skull's SS Reunion Social. SHIELD sent multiple strike teams to crash the party but were forced to abort when they were engaged by Skull Team 6. Good work comrades! Our HYDRA Youth Picnic will be held at Oglebay Resort in West Virginia on April 25. You are never too old for psychomatic indoctrination! Bring your entire family for good food, a good time, and mandatory brainwashing procedures. Mistress Viper has made some executive decisions without Red Skull's consent, and has stripped of her position in HYDRA High Command. She will now be working in the cafeteria. For personnel looking to earn some extra money, our R&D division is in need of human targ-uhhhh....er...test subjects for the new molecular displacement blasters. The sign up list is in the break room. Please stop stuffing large wads of rolled up towels into the toilets. That is all for weekly announcements. It's Monday, so my good flibberts should know the drill by now! Click your heels together and salute! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!![/b][/i]