Yes hello friends I made a clay model of calus’s real big ship and a spider set up shop in the mouth of it, web and everything. Please help
Edit: tried raiding it, didn’t work
Edit again: named it Argos, attempts to kill it with fire are futile
Edit again again: Activated SUBROUTINE VALKYRIE on Argos, nuked it from orbit, and tried again to kill it with fire, but all it did was destroy the web around it. This thing is invincible
Edit again again again: putting together a raid team to take this beast out and to break its grip on my model. Raid team requirements below-
-must have 3764 spider completions
-must have a can of RAID
-must have 8526 k/d
-message on bungie.net for invite
Raid team is currently as follows
[spoiler]1. me because it’s my problem I guess
2.@BobbyJoe8fow with 8405 SiS (Spider in Sculpture) Completions, a 12k KD, the RAID exotic flame thrower, and the Redneck sub class
3. Triumphant1000 with a KD of 100971, 10000000009999 spider kills, an iron man suit, a lightsaber, 5 cans of RAID and a tactical nuke
4. Claptrap as the spider expert
5: Disciple4Christ4 with a 1836.73643 KD, a spider kill count of 93748276, an array of nuclear missiles, a toothpick, and the Gjallarhorn 12.0
6. Smoggypluto as the team carrier [/spoiler]
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1 Reply[i]To be continued?[/i]
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1 ReplyI got some black clay and molded it into shapes, heated them in the oven to harden them, and now I sell them on Ebay as 'Taken Turds'.
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6 Replies[quote]4. Claptrap as the spider expert[/quote] Question - How long does it take for everyone in the party to mute the bugger?
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All hail smoggy Pluto 🙌
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10/10
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE AMKE A STORY OUT OF THIS
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Sign me up, I’m a specialist on killing these things.
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2 RepliesGive us the Primus or we blow the ship
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Edited by Turt: 7/2/2018 10:50:33 PMSpiders who see a leviathan model on your shelf [spoiler]Its free real estate[/spoiler]
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The only way to beat Argos if 2 people are on each side of void sol and arc and keep charging craniums until prisons appear and then shoot those prisms with the correct craniums to break its shield
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[quote] 6. Smoggypluto as the team carrier [/spoiler][/quote] Haha
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You know the only way to get rid of it is to get a fireteam of guardians.
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Don’t open [spoiler] Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute just sit right there Ill tell you how I became the croc hunter of a country called Australia In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised In the zoo is where I spent most of my days Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo And all handling dangerous wildlife too When a couple of crocs who were up in no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and my wife got scared And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas! I whistled for a boat and when it came near the Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror If anything I could say that this boat was rare But I thought "naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!" I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight And I yelled to the stingry "Crikeys! Smell you later!" He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest And now I'm dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest! [/spoiler] [spoiler]what did I tell you[/spoiler]
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Call John Goodman.
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Thanks for the laugh
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Lol. I want the redneck subclass.
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I have a pet spider! Her name is dizzy, she eats a lot! She's not the biggest salmon birdeater, but if she doesn't eat argos, then at least we will have another raid to try out!
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Who's gonna eat the spiders with ramen then?
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First things first, go to your family forum & complain that Mom Dev. created an awful cleaning meta.
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CAN I JOIN? I have lots of experience with spiders. I have a box of tissues, a cup of water, a toilet, some tweezers, a lightbulb, and a mic.
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Huehuehue
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3 RepliesEdited by Prince of Ravens: 7/2/2018 12:09:53 AMYou gotta use the craniums mate, DPS is terrible otherwise EDIT: or, just try pulling the Ethernet cable as the spider starts moving
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Don't worry, brother, I have a G-horn.
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I can join. I am skilled in an unrelated racing car game so I can contribute greatly.
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You're requirements are too low lol noob xD