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Edited by Seriously?: 10/28/2017 3:41:33 AM
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Remember when you used to kill big bad-ass aliens in raids?

That was fun and all, but I think if we replace all badass monster slaying with [i]crouch walk flower pollination[/i] it would be a great improvement that could be more enjoyed by causal as well as hardcore gamers! [b]I mean who doesn't love crouching around as a team pollinating flowers? [/b] Oh and if we could put in maybe a little go-cart track, but with no go-carts, you just run around it. And we could put little hoops you jump through while carrying a soccer-ball. Man that would be so exciting. Oh and at the end you could dunk the soccer-ball into a weird looking goal/elevator. HOLY SHIT, that's a great idea! YES YES YES! After all that you might be a little hot and sweaty so we can take some time to relax in a bath with some obese aliens. But you dont really bathe with them, you just vandalize their chandeliers! [b] Who thought these were good ideas, and why are you employed at a video game company? [/b]
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  • Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911

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  • uhh remember the caves from VoG? and im pretty sure calus would fit into your definition of big bad ass aliens... were you just born stupid or is it a choice?

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  • Umm they're bath salts. Thank me later,

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  • Another salty simpleton that doesn't know how to appreciate uniquely designed encounters, probably because they lack the mental fortitude to succeed at anything not combat oriented. I bet your favorite raid is Vault of Glass.

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    • That moment you realise that Bungie have actually made us jump through hoops.

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    • [quote]Remember when you used to kill big bad-ass aliens in raids?[/quote] Pepperidge farm remembers!

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    • Edited by it's pronounced Hai su ta: 10/29/2017 11:01:05 PM
      No, I don't want to mindlessly shoot shit. Leviathan is different and I like the new change.

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      • And at the end kill a prune juice drinking robot for almost no worthwhile loot

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      • The cabal have zero variation unlike vex, Fallen and Hive, so the raid seems like you're just shooting the exact same thing over and over and over (which you are). Couple that with how puzzle-heavy it is and you have a pretty un-exciting raid.

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      • We are bees.. Fear our pollinating skills..

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        • Yeah. I miss the days when you guardians would visit. I was nice. Even the templar misses you, and he is really grumpy these days.

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          • This had me laughing good this morning. Well done, good sir.

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          • I consider myself a casual and I hate the raid. It is not fun at all.

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          • Remember the first time you saw Oryx in Kings fall...

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            • Pepperidge Farms remembers......

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            • I joined some beginner groups to do Leviathan. I did not watch any videos, just read some stuff. Seeing posts about how problematic the dogs could be, somehow I was thinking they must be hard to fight. When I went through the Pleasure Gardens my first time, I was actually shocked to see the dogs did not fight back. In my mind I was WTF?? I prefer playing Prism in there more for the fact I actually get to shoot something that might shoot back at me... TTK did have the right mix of bosses and mechanics/puzzles. Sadly, the thing I like most in Leviathan is when we shoot the cup out of Calus' hand. The sound it makes and the look on his face is hilarious. In Leviathan, there were several things added for artificial difficulty, but just make it more annoying over anything else. Revive tokens for one thing ...

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            • VoG - Templar (just a hydra with a larger shield) and Atheon Crota - just Crota... Deathsinger was a regular wizard with a larger health pool Kings Fall - The exception - 4 proper boss encounters WotM - Vosik and Aksis Leviathan, like Crota’s End, only has 1 big bad alien, but with the exception of KF, there weren’t so many big bad aliens to kill in the other raids anyway... leviathan is a pretty decent raid, not the best we’ve had, but a solid raid... the only thing I dislike about it is the rewards system, but that’s been discussed ad nauseum already

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            • Yeah, now we have to stop a bathing ritual by breaking some big purple beakers, some dogs that wouldn't stand a chance outside of their garden, run an obstacle course and then when you finally think you get to kill this big alien baddie it's just a Robot. Do we decide to shut down the infinite amounts of other robots that we could easily just unhinge and let them fall to the bottom of the treasure room and break? Nope, we go back and do everything again and again and again.

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            • Maybe you don't understand the point of the raid? The story behind why the Leviathan is in our Solar system in the first place? Maybe try reading the Lore? Or maybe you're just some whiny little shit.

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              • Bosses are cool, puzzles are cool, OP is a simple mind and can't do puzzles.

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                • Hmm, I remember reviving team mates a lot and endless waiting for heavy synthetic cool downs, shooting aliens not so much.

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                • Did you not walk through the gorgon maze?

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                • I to miss D1 raids. Especially WOTM, and VoG.

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                • Member when crota would stand up immediately after being downed before damage could be done I member. Member when all bosses had ground pounds for seemingly no reason just to stop shotties from being viable against bosses in raids I member. I like the dog sequence and I think it could work with a 1 big doggomander or many still quite large ones. I like it because it is more about coordination and cooperation than "so who is running relic/sword" to a suddenly quiet group. I think for an entry level raid note the "entry" Leviathan is a good raid and raids should get 1 step harder as things go. This would be helpful for clans trying to get new members up to speed raid wise. The loot needs work of course but encounters themselves are fine for a entry level beginner raid.

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                  • I still don't understand the point breaking the chandeliers. I have never done the baths before, but that really doesn't make sense to me.

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                    • I’m almost 100% certain that the fall at the start of the game gave our guardians serious brain damage. Cant be trusted to pick our own sub class perks anymore. Not trusted to play with the big guns so the were put in the heavy slot. The raid is essentially the Day care for our fireteams of nitwits. We get to play with puppies and flowers, we get forced to take a bath with fat people, we get to carry a ball through some hoops. To top it off when it’s almost home time we get to pretend to fight a raid boss.

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