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6/16/2017 11:55:54 AM
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Destiny jokes and memes.
Post them here, folks.
What do fallen put on their French fries?
[spoiler]KETCHup.[/spoiler]
English
#Destiny
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why is that sniper in the window the only one in D2 with a beard? [spoiler]because he's a camper[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a company that puts dedicated servers and knows how to balance a game? [spoiler]Not[/spoiler] [spoiler]Bungie[/spoiler] Kek
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21 RepliesWhy did Bungie's restaurant fail? [spoiler]Because it had no dedicated servers[/spoiler]
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3 Replies｡･ﾟ･ ｡･ﾟ･｡. . ｡･ﾟ･ ｡･ﾟ･｡ Ｙ ／￣￣￣＼ / 。＿＿＿) / ／ ／ )ヽ/とノ /つ ﾒノ＼＿＿_＿/Someone has already told me that the world would roll me I'm not the most sophisticated tool in the hangar She was a little stupid with her finger and thumb "L" shaped on his forehead Well, the years begin to come and they do not stop coming Face the rules and I hit the ground running I did not have the feeling of not living for pleasure Your brain becomes intelligent, but your head becomes stupid There is so much to do, so much to see So, what's wrong with the back streets? You will never know if you are not going You will never shine if you do not shine [Refrain:] Hey, now you're an All Star, pass your game, go play Hey, now you're a Rock Star, get the show, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only the shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're packed now, wait for your aging But meteorites require Judging by the hole in the satellite image The ice we practice is very thin Water heats up My world is on fire. And yours? That's how I love him and I will never get bored. [Chorus 2x] Someone has already asked me if I had spared a little gas I must part with this place I said yes, which concept I could use the fuel myself And we could all use a small change Well, the years begin to come and they do not stop coming Face the rules and I hit the ground running I did not have the feeling of not living for pleasure Your brain becomes intelligent, but your head becomes stupid There is so much to do, so much to see So, what's wrong with the back streets? You will never know if you are not going You will never shine if you do not shine. [Refrain] And all that glitters is gold Only the shooting stars break the mold
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2 RepliesA Hunter a Warlock and a Titan run into a bar. Just kidding they just ran into the forklift.
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The Stranger has been exited properly.
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2 RepliesWhy does a Guardian always get ~[i]SIVA[/i]? Because they ~[i]stop(punchline:EXECUTE(failure)))[/i]~
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19 RepliesGAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS
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Remember when The Division ruined Destiny? [spoiler]Me neither...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Looking at you, Anthem[/spoiler]
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Blues from [spoiler]legendaries[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesLuke Smith's connection with the community.
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28 RepliesEdited by CommanderC2121: 6/16/2017 3:24:10 PM.04% [spoiler]vets will know[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhere does the tangent of x live? [spoiler]tan(x) has no house[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry, I had to[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesWhy do they call him the high servitor? [spoiler]Dregs.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSee that mountain over there?.......
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5 RepliesI've used this before, but nothing has made me laugh more: Roses are Red Your Armor is Blue Your Engram was Purple It sucks to be you ~~Master Rahool
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What did the thrall get for its birthday? [spoiler]Crota's Presence[/spoiler] ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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8 RepliesA hunter, a titan and a warlock walk into a bar. They all buy drinks, but the titan is confused on what he wants. The hunter mocks him for his indecision. The titan gets mad and panic smashes the hunter. Everyone is surprised when the hunter escapes unscathed. The warlock says he blinked out of it. The titan said he shade stepped out of it. But they were both wrong. The hunter survived because the bar was red.
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27 RepliesEdited by ferial56: 6/18/2017 9:41:57 PMSay no more: Hey girl those are some nice pants, what's their [b]drop rate?[/b] Hey girl are those pants purple, because that ass is [b]legendary.[/b] What is a bowling pin's least favourite game mode? [b]Strike.[/b] What is a Knight's favourite game? [b]Hive and Seek.[/b] Help! [b]Hive Fallen and I can't get up![/b] Why do they call it the traveler? [b]Because it never dribbles.[/b] Yo mama's so fat that when she plays crucible Lord Shaxx says, "[b]You're crushing them.[/b]" Crota is on the move again! No, he's [b]crotating.[/b] Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on chatter white she looks like the traveler. I was going to make a good destiny pun. But I [b]phogoth[/b] it. I was going to make a destiny pun. But all the good ones [b]Archon.[/b] I'm going to visit my grandpa's retirement home! Where? [b]The prison of elders.[/b] Why do fallen go to jail? [b]Vandal[/b]ism. Why don't you want to have sex with the Templar? Because he has [b]harpies.[/b] Why did Atheon get fired from his job? Turns out he was taking [b]supplicants.[/b] Why can't you run wrath of the machine? Because [b]Aksis Denied[/b] you. What do you call a famous destiny rapper? A [b]Cabal[/b]ler. Here are the three X's of hawkmoon. -Xtrodinary -Xtravegant -Xboxless I went to a party last night. It was pretty en[b]thrall[/b]ing. I raided in vault of glass for 3 hours and still haven't beaten it. It was rather [b]vex[/b]ing. Some of the girl gamers on destiny are weird. Turns out they are [b]gjallerhorny.[/b] Why do fireteams only consist of three people? Because nobody likes the [b]fourth horseman.[/b]
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5 RepliesHow does Variks like his steak? [spoiler]WELL DONE[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDregs are bad Mkayyy
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13 Replies"Why waste your exotic slot on a heavy?"
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1 ReplyGot one [spoiler]anthem will kill destiny[/spoiler]
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What is skolas's🤔 favorite cereal brand?[spoiler]kell-oggs 🤗[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesKnock Knock... Who's there? Glow. Glowhoo? :)
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4 RepliesWhy are fallen so good at baseball?[spoiler]Because they can [i]ketch.[/i][/spoiler] Honestly, Hive never seen such good Destiny jokes in my life. You guys are clever.
