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Edited by Krishnas Prophet:
5/6/2017 1:33:48 AM
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I Am An Order 66 Denier...
That's right, I am an order 66 denier. And I believe Alderaan was an inside job. But let me explain:
In the spirit of the 5th, I think we need to get some things out in the open about the historical perception of the Sith. The Sith were not mass murderers. In reality, Anakin was a misunderstood genius that suffered a slight break with reality after being denied entrance to the Tatooine Institute of Technology (TIT). Along with Sidious, he rebuilt the empire and brought economic prosperity after the failed Republic had caused massive inflation and unemployment.
Today, it is obvious that the Jedi are controlling the media, schools, and financial system. Thats why you constantly hear "Anakin slaughtered Jedi and children". In reality, a lice pandemic was rampant on Coruscant at the time, and Lord Vader was sent to de-lice the Jedi temple. I REPEATE: LORD VADER WAS SENT TO DE-LICE THE JEDI TEMPLE. No children, or Jedi were killed; even though they reacted irrationally and killed several clone aid workers.
Yes. Lord Vader killed people. But it was war, and the rebel factions supported by the corrupt Jedi committed far worse atrocities. Vader gets ripped a new one for what he did on Hoth, while figures like Skywalker and "General" Calrissian blow up state of the art research stations, killing billions, and no one bats an eye.
You might laugh at the idea, but the destruction of Alderaan was an inside job. The pattern of debris scatter indicates that the planet was destroyed by a controlled detonation from [i]within[/i] the planet: there is no way a blast from the outside could create the pattern of debris we see today. The death star had been conducting a routine scan of the planet's core, for scientific purposes, when the tragic explosion occurred. Its a well know fact that [i]Kyber beams cant melt planet cores[/i]. Isn't it a bit of a coincidence that Princes Leia was ON the death star at the time of the blast, instead of performing her regular political duties on Alderaan itself? I'll leave you to ponder that one...
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2 RepliesYou are a traitor to the glorious Empire that we have today. Why would you ever conceive of the fact that we did not wipe out the Jedi ourselves due to their rebellion against the Republic at the time and attempted assassination of the supreme chancellor? As for alderaan are you saying that our fully functional and operational battle station was not designed well enough that it could not destroy the enemies to the empire? Leia organs committed high treason and punishment was in order to stop any more of the presumed traitors her planet was infested with due to her corruption.
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Edited by Iron: 5/9/2017 2:49:20 AMSo was the Death Star flat?
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Oh look qFlatman
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People need to wake up and realize they've been living a lie
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Checkmate, Imperialists
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3 Replies*Throws him E11 blaster rifle* I think I see some rebel scum in the distance.
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Alright But you forgot about death binks. Jar jar is the real villain. He manipulated the entirety of the rise and fall of dearth Vader through sidious
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Dewit!
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Are you for real?
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1 ReplyEdited by Intoxicated ODST: 5/7/2017 5:09:33 PMPfft. Screw may the 4th, screw revenge of the fifth. Screw even revenge of the sixth![quote]it's treason then[/quote] Long live... [quote][quote][quote]Seven-ge of the sith[/quote][/quote][/quote] [spoiler]Oh and...[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]I am the sen-eight[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
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8 RepliesI hate black people
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Is the flat earth movement global?
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All hail Darth Jar Jar, the true lord of the sith!!! Death to false "emperor" Palpatine!
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Steel beams don't melt jet fuel.
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Those filthy, lying, greedy, deceitful Jedi! All they do is lie to the non-Jedi. They claim they are ones with the force but little do they tell how they adopted the satanic version of the Force. They claim they want peace but all they want to do is divide the people and turn them against eachother, to force a social change into a one world republic where they can rule everyone. The Jedi are not to be trusted.
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1 ReplyHeh. [spoiler]TIT.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNo way, me too! [spoiler]I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself. [/spoiler]
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1 Reply#TheEmpireDidNothingWrog #AlderaanWasAnInsideJob #KyberBeamsCantMeltPlanetCores
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Edited by minifig13: 5/6/2017 6:24:05 AMUhh.... okay. I just won't argue on this one. [spoiler] blasted imperial propaganda. *face palms* [/spoiler] [spoiler]*places thermal detonater on post*[/spoiler]
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4 Repliesinb4 Alt Vandelay comes to defend his crazy conspiracy theory he uses to justify his prejudice against Jewish people
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3 RepliesNow this is shitposting
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You can thank me later Commander Appo
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I AM THAT DUCK!
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Back in good form
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3 RepliesBro order 66 happened, the holocaust didn't tho.
