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Edited by StoredGrunt:
11/24/2016 3:43:51 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris know to receive perfection means first be made from perfect movement.
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Jesus walks on water, but Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris and super man got in a fight once. The loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. After he left they were called The Islands.
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Normal people piss their names in snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete. Chuck Norris once stabbed a man with a bullet. No gun involved. Chuck Norris chews granite for chewing gum.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris approves of Donald Trump [spoiler]he actually does[/spoiler] [spoiler]oh this is a place for jokes?[/spoiler] [spoiler]well I'm laughing from all the butthurt from the left about it XD[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThey stopped being funny in middle school
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1 ReplyChuck Norris steps on lego, and it hurts the lego
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1 ReplyChuck Norris was going to have his face on Mount Rushmore. Sadly they could not find any rock hard enough for his beard.
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6 RepliesQ fears the chuck norris.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris knows what's beyond the bed and bath.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once tried to start his own brand of toilet paper, it didn't sell that well, coz chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anyone.
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1 ReplyThe sun doesn't rise and set like we think, it's merely just Chuck Norris telling the sun to go away when he is sick of looking at it.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris tells the real slim shady to sit back down.
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1 ReplyGravity is a hoax, it's just how close you are to being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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2 RepliesThe dinosaurs didn't go extinct from an asteroid, it was just Chuck Norris round house kicking a t-Rex in the face.
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The Big Bang was just Chuck Norris sneezing.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't actually have a chin, only another fist hidden inside it
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, unfortunately he has never cried.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can believe it's not butter
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10 RepliesJesus turned water into wine, Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer, and then drank it all to himself.
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Chuck Norris can cook 2 minute noodles in 1 minute.
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Chuck Norris uses Pandora's box as personal storage.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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Chuck Norris can even...
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1 ReplyChuck Norris and Mr T once walked into a bar, it immediately exploded because it couldn't handle that amount of baddassery.
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4 RepliesShould I keep going?
