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6/14/2016 5:50:09 PM
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Cringiest Destiny joke you can think of?
I don't like seeing much negativity on the forums. Let's brighten the mood with some jokes! I'll start.
My girlfriend is like Xylar. Wish she existed, but she's not there.
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#Destiny
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Yo bby Are you a praetorian? Cuz you're making my spire form
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Ayy bby are you a sync plate? Because my spire is rising ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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6 Replies*Grabs Shaxx's balls* "Ha! You're crushing them."
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13 RepliesDestiny is like porn, we're not here for the story
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1 ReplyWhen I die I want my Iron Banner team to bury me... So they can let me down one last time.
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2 RepliesWhy does Oryx not have a girlfriend? [spoiler]Because he's Taken!!![/spoiler]
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Where can you find your destiny in Destiny? [spoiler]fu€kin nowhere[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesEdited by BKL ComicalRat0: 6/15/2016 10:35:38 PMOk, here we go... What is a Hunter's favourite sport, but a warlock and titan's most hated sport? [spoiler]TETHER BALL![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOne time at target me and my friend spotted a rather large lady getting out of a motorized buggie, and got stuck. He looked at me and said "well, at least it is chained up."
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5 RepliesI put a tripmine down in the comments earlier as a joke. Apparently it didn't stick.
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This isn't mine but it's the best one I've seen. 'my girlfriend calls me Xur. Cause I only come around on the weekends and usually just bring disappointment'
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1 ReplyCringiest i can think of: "Help!, hive fallen and i can't get up!
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4 RepliesI'd tell you a destiny joke but the good ones Akron
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4 RepliesThe vanilla campaign.
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1 ReplyHunters [spoiler]lmao[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHey guys what is the most annoying thing Variks can sa- [b]SHYLOCK THE DEFILED[/b] :|
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1 ReplyMy sparrow purrrsss like varicks getting scratched behind the ears
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2 RepliesI was going to say your kd, but yours is higher than most I've seen xD
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1 ReplyBuffs. [spoiler]Oh wait...[/spoiler]
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Hunters
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Skolas drop the soap.
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9 Replies2 Thralls, 1 cup
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All of them.
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What do you call any thing that is trash tier in destiny?? [spoiler]Working as intended[/spoiler] -Bungo
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Yo momma's pussy so big, I call it "the echo chamber."
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1 ReplyEdited by Darth Krohsis: 6/15/2016 9:34:14 PMVarix started a new death core band, its called "Kill them BACK!!!" Why was Oryx late for a date? Cuz he was taken too long. I would make another joke, but dismantle mines yes?
