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6/14/2016 5:50:09 PM
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Cringiest Destiny joke you can think of?
I don't like seeing much negativity on the forums. Let's brighten the mood with some jokes! I'll start.
My girlfriend is like Xylar. Wish she existed, but she's not there.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyI went 8 and 0 within 24 minutes.
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Edited by Annihilator_HD: 7/12/2016 5:04:42 PMWhy did bungie make Truth's elemental void?[spoiler]because the rockets are una[b][i]void[/i][/b]able...... (;-;)[/spoiler]
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I have a joke [spoiler]"See that mountain? You can go there"[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris opens the Vault of Glass by knocking on the door.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 7/11/2016 3:56:13 AMNot as much as joke/pun, but this did happen for me. Back during Festival of the Lost I had gotten a Crota mask to drop and I had put it on so I could do those bounties. I came up to Eris and said irl "Hey Eris, look at me. I'm Crota! Ooogghh." *badly attempted Hive noises* "Oh, are you wearing a mask? I couldn't tell. [i][b]I'm blind.[/b][/i]" ( ;-;) [spoiler]I honestly died on the inside after that.[/spoiler]
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I was going to tell you a joke, but I Phogoth it
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I was going to tell a joke about the gjallahorn [spoiler]but you won't get it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyFallen can't have insurance [spoiler]because there is always a ketch[/spoiler]
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I did not have SIVA with that vandal!
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Why is zavala so serious?[spoiler]a vandall killed his family yesterday [/spoiler]
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Edited by cheesedartmc: 7/5/2016 11:10:56 PMI was gonna tell a joke, but I didn't have the cabals to do it. [spoiler]y1 joke I was gonna tell a joke about ghorn , but u wouldn't get it[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat sauce do Fallen use to make their spaceships fly? [spoiler]Ketch-up[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow do the fallen do math? [spoiler]They use tan[i]x[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThrall: why did you shoot me! Guardian: its your destiny I suck at this (sigh)
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1 ReplyCan I say a fallout joke? I saw a chick at a bar, it's a damn shame VATS told me I had 0% chance to hit that.
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"See that? We hope to take you there one day."
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Destiny
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1 ReplyDestiny is dead That's a joke, right?
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2 RepliesWhy did the fanatic of crota have a home security system installed?[spoiler]because he would rather have an alram thanlok his front door[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow does skolas eat his food? He wolfs it down. Oryx is cranky because he has HIVes. (Get that checked dude) Omnigal wasn't accepted into Hogwarts, therefore, wants us dead. Where are all of cades exotics? With his VANguard. Need I continue?
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Crucible...
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1 ReplyWhat happens when you use thorn in year 2 [spoiler]you drink bleach[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesIf your credit card number was the amount in your bank account, how much money would you have including the expiration date and the 3 numbers on the back. [spoiler]Not at all about destiny.[/spoiler]
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The story.
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Hunters
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My sex life is like exotic warlock boots....non existent.
