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Edited by Apollo:
5/30/2016 12:50:40 AM
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An intruder has just broken into your home
While you are soundly sleeping an intruder has broken into your home. The sudden crash has awoken you. He has a gun and intends to kill you. What do you do?
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Kill him first.
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Get the gun and kill him execution style, then after he is dead unload the clip into his limp body
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We could try the left-wing Dora method. "Killer no killing. Killer no killing. Killer no killing."
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*hits them with spoon*
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2 RepliesKill them back.
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1 ReplyGrab MY gun I keep in my closet and light that -blam!-er up.
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4 Replies>be me >am sleep >wetdreams.gif >hell yeah >noise >Oshit waddup >run up on young blood with brass knucles and a baseball bat >is u crip nigg? >smack down >FIGHT! >mortal combat that ass >no homo >hell yeah >wake up from dream >damn :(
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>Take his gun >Kill myself
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2 RepliesUnzip his pants and start shucking his chicken.
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Edited by Dirty Synth 001: 5/31/2016 5:51:09 AMGet my naruto headband from when I was 8 and get my REAL samurai sword and some longsword that I know is sharp. I would listen for him to go past my door, QUICKLY open the door with the sword on my side sticking out; rush out there and stab the -blam!-er and tackle him to the ground. Then proceed to shoot him in the dick, both his knee caps, hands and then go back to sleep because I more than likely have to go to work in a couple of hours.
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Grab my gun and go greet him with a chest full of buckshot.
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6 RepliesIt depends; I don't want to kill but if this is the case I'll just grab my machete go into another room toss a heavy object into another room. Once he investigates the source of the noise, sneak up behind him and split his head open or die trying.
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4 RepliesSneak up behind him, tap him on the shoulder and when he turns around shove half a cut onion in his face. He will be too teary eyed to fight well and I would beat him into submission with an eggplant.
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1 Reply[quote][u][b]I WILL SEND 2.5 INCHES OF PURE AQUATIC RAGE TO FACE HIM REEEEEE[/b][/u][/quote]
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5 Replies[i]Need I say more[/i]
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1 Replyhttp://data.whicdn.com/images/20227191/large.png Out the window
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2 RepliesCall the police, "yes I'd like to report a shooting, (Cocks Shotgun) don't worry, it'll be over by the time you get here. Take yer time.
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Alright some guy broke into my house scenario? Ok I got this, First I would wait for the guy to pass the room which I am in, then when his back is turned grab one of the hockey sticks located in my room go all grim reaper on his balls, and then start bashing him in the head with a frying pan. And [b][i][u]IF[/u][/i][/b] he's still alive, then I would call the cops and leave him on my porch with a sticky note stapled to his forehead with the words "self defense" on it.
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Shoot him first. I sleep with a .380 within arm's reach.
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Shit on my living room floor
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Poke it with a stick. Or eat him, because the only way to beat me is to eat me
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3 RepliesEdited by Slimbingi: 5/30/2016 3:42:39 PM[b][i]I CHALLENGE YOU TO A D-D-D-D-D-DUEL![/i][/b]
