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Edited by Jdniscool:
5/27/2016 4:13:15 PM
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How do you get a girlfriend?
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Dont be a douche bag
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3 RepliesStep 1: Get wife's permission. Step 2: I have no idea. Still trying to get past Step 1.
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1 ReplyLocate the nearest female. Acquire chloroform. Apply chloroform to female. Take female to your evil lair. Profit.
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Edited by CliffyWeevil29: 5/31/2016 4:28:48 PMHere is a comprehensive inequality which represents how to get a girl: Not Me > Neutral > Me Not Me = Success = Failure^-1 Me = Success^-1 = Failure Neutral = Range (Me) - (Not Me) of success With this inequality, we can see that on the set ((Me) -(Not Me)), Neutral is the minimum success possible from being not me. The range ((Neutral) - (Not Me)) represents success as a dependent variable relative to ((Me)^-1).
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Git gud scrub
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2 Repliesstep 1: get to know her step 2: get friendzoned step 3: try to be more than friends step 4: a wild boyfriend appears youre on your own from here, thats as far as ive got. pls send help.
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Toast/envelope and if that doesn't work, you should try the muffin/postcard method
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Roll seduction
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1 ReplyGet some heelys that light up. The panties will be dropping non-stop.
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Life hacks #69 Got her number? Send dank memes!
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Ask a girl out. If yes, you now have a girlfriend. Congrats! If no, cry yourself to sleep that night.
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If only I could get a number. (._. )
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Stockholm Syndrome is your best friend here
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4 Replies1) see girl 2) make her your friend 3) ask girl out on date/hang out 4) express interest through non-threatening physical contact (holding hands etc) 5) find your mojo And there ya go. If she's interested it should be clear. Just don't be stupid, and don't be overly/clingy nice. No self respecting person wants to date a suck up.
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31 RepliesNot going into detail but according to Disney: If you hostage someone for long enough, they [u]will[/u] fall in love with you.
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I suggest levelling up your charisma, obtain her as a follower, grind affinity, do her personal quest, and boom get laid.
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2 RepliesI usually hit her over the head with my club and drag her to my cave to be my wife.
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She isn't gonna last if she's your age. Unless you've struck gold and met a girl that doesn't -blam!- around
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Overpower her and make it happen.
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Disregard females Acquire currency
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2 RepliesAcquire vast amounts of currency
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1 ReplyUp up down down left right left right abab select start
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3 RepliesToast/Envelope
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Buy one from Thailand
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Extortion.
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1 ReplyWith a gun, rope and an old shack
