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4/9/2016 7:44:39 PM
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WRITE YOUR DESTINY PUNS BELOW!
What does the Archon Priest uses to communicate?
A [b]CELL[/b]phone!!!!
Now it's your turn!
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#Destiny
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6 RepliesHow does skolas communicate with his minions? [spoiler]On his kell phone[/spoiler]
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14 RepliesI had Fallen in love with the archon priest [spoiler]but now he is taken[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesWhat do you call a Guardian's porn stash? [spoiler]The Vault of Ass[/spoiler]
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Sorry i phogoth mine. The ones i remember are already taken. My thrall friend told me he got some thing cool for cristmas, he got [spoiler]presents of crota[/spoiler] Where do vex do their dishes? [spoiler]at the ishtar sink[/spoiler] I was doing oryx hard and was at the oryx cp, but bungie said they are Gjallahorny. Ye thats it.
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7 RepliesEdited by Siptah: 4/10/2016 8:37:11 PMStike[b]HER[/b] Defend[b]HER[/b] Sunbreak[b]HER[/b] Titans are all about their women, if you catch my drift ;)
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What's a guardians favorite mint [spoiler]icebreakers[/spoiler] Why [spoiler]they always have dragons breath[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySorry but all the good ones archon
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You heard the new sunsinger grenade perk? [spoiler]They make whines! And cries for nerfs![/spoiler] [spoiler]I main void walker!!! I'm blah in pvp! It was a joke!!![/spoiler]
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Why was the thrall only into minotaurs? Because it's guaranteed Vex on the first date
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2 RepliesDestiny - Become leg- Become [b]rare[/b]
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Edited by Siptah: 4/10/2016 8:42:43 PMStorm fist overload ;) [spoiler]shes a squirter[/spoiler]
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I hate crota he won't give me his word
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3 RepliesWhy do Titans eyes always hurt? Because they can't blink😂
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4 RepliesRoses are red Violets are blue Nerf fusion rifles
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4 RepliesYour mother is so fat [spoiler]when she puts on chatter white people think she is the traveler[/spoiler]
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"Hey babe are your pants purple ? Your ass is legendary " Yesterday I went to the park near my house. There was a little shank who was crying. I asked him what happened and he told me that he had fallen. A defender and a striker are speaking in the Tower D : My phone is out of battery, -blam!- S : Give it to me, i'll fix it The Defender gives the phone to the Striker, who proceeds to run in circles around the Defender D : What the hell are you doing !? S : Don't worry, I have shoulder [i]charge[/i] A titan, a warlock and a hunter are on the tower's top floor. The warlock says " Look at this " and throws a Strage Coin to the lower floor. Then the hunter says " Look at this " and throws a knife on the lower floor. Then it's the titan turn, who says " Look at this " and throws a lightning granade to the lower floor. They go and look for their stuff: The warlock finds a child who is crying because a Strange Coin hit his head, hugs him and walks past him. Then the hunter finds a woman who was crying because a knife killed his dog, hugs her and walk past her. The titan finds a man sitting in front of his destroyed house laughing. He asked what was going on and the man replied : " I farted and my house exploded "
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Roses are red Violets are blue Fusion rifles are too op Plz nerf them bungoo
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1 ReplyWhat jail do old citizens go when they are arrested? [spoiler]The Prison of Elders[/spoiler]
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How do we know oryx is clean [spoiler]he doesnt take dregs[/spoiler]
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Destiny isn't dead. [spoiler]FUNNY JOKE![/spoiler]
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We were speed running Oryx when we wiped at Oryx. I was checking our load outs and asked my friend why he was using an exotic primary that wasn't Touch of Malice. He said he had no time to explain why he had no time to explain
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Why is everyone in the reef always cranky?[spoiler]they're just awoken[/spoiler]
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Why do Titans win every staring contest? They can't Blink.
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Edited by Valkalla: 4/10/2016 6:44:03 PMWhy was a Fallen battalion screaming for help? [spoiler]The High Servitor was on dregs.[/spoiler]
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Edited by redstar_1999: 4/10/2016 6:36:10 PMHey, if we were playing control and the other team had A and C, I'd B with you I know it's terrible Not my joke I can't take credit for it
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my clan the Thong of Ir Yut B)
