She's been posting a lot of tumblr stuff recently and I'm scared. In all honesty I kinda saw this coming since she has incredibly strict parents who smother her. What should I do I'm scared the next time she comes to my house she'll start spouting tumblr nonsense.
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Destroy her lineage, salt the earth
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1 ReplyI'm sorry but there's no cure for SJW bullshit, the only thing you can do is euthanize her
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Replace sister with Mongoose [i]Vroom Vroom[/i]
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break her laptop
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1 Reply[i]*sorry I failed my IQ roll, can you explain SJW?*[/i]
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Be anti everything she stands for.
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Show her anti SWJ stuff
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There's only one solution. *grabs Sulfuras* BY FIRE BE PURGED!
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well you know what they say [quote]satan is a solution[/quote]
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Give it bleach before it's too late.
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3 RepliesPunch her in the throat.
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Tell her the wage gap isn't real, and Caitlyn Jenner isn't a real woman. The truth shall set her free.
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6 RepliesHave you tried turning her off and then back on?
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Send her on an expedition to the sun.
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1 ReplyKill it before it breeds.
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All these abbreviations.
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Step on her
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5 Replies*looks up *slowly pulls off glasses Looks like you are going to have to wipe its memory or buy a new one.
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1 ReplyTake her outside and put her out of her misery... By destroying her laptop.
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1 Replyill send some bleach
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1 ReplyI'm sorry, there's nothing you can do now *places hand on Godzilla's shoulder while handing them a shotgun*
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3 RepliesBy 'tumblr stuff' do you mean demi-platonic (yes this is apparently a thing (it means "I'm only friends with people I like" - NO F**KING SHIT)) wolfkin quad-gender sjw posts or just general tumblr text posts and art? A lot of tumblr isn't bad, it's just the vocal minority are the loudest.... Come to think of it, it sounds a lot like the Destiny forums when I put it like that... *Shudders*
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1 ReplyI'm sorry... Wanna nuke her from orbit?
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1 ReplyStare at her until she accuses you of -blam!- and tries taking you to court because "men can -blam!- without touching"
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3 RepliesTell me her blog name so I can mock her into leaving.
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8 RepliesThere are 3 plans 1) Show her Papa Franku 2) Chloroform and then forcing her to delete her account 3) Throw a molotov at her bedroom.