Can it get any more pathetic....
actually yes just wait a few weeks
What's the next joke of an update for Destiny?
[spoiler]fishing competitions in the swamps of Venus[/spoiler]
O-M-G extra bait and pretty rods for only 2000 silver!
[spoiler]Bush sculpting competitions in the hills of the cosmodrome [/spoiler]
W-O-W extra sharp hedge clippers and a super charged chainsaw for only 5000 silver!!
[spoiler]Space rock mining competitions in the caves of the moon[/spoiler]
HOLY-JESUS a head lamp and dual edged mining pick for only 10000 silver!!!
Destis lost in their own sad little worlds
Feel free to add some new ideas for the next Destiny Updates!!....
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2 RepliesCame here to see who all thought this was my fault.
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Quick question. If you go to my profil can you see my characters?
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3 RepliesDance offs
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2 RepliesUnderground ghost fighting
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2 RepliesPillow fights.
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Skipping rocks across bodies of water.
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Basketball at Oryx's basketball court in Kings Fall. [spoiler]Doesn't matter to me. The Division comes out 3/08/2016. I don't see myself playing much destiny once that hits. [/spoiler]
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Shank Jousting!
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2 RepliesEdited by The Cryptard: 12/13/2015 5:18:23 AMI see this is how it will go... [b]Hey Desticles! It's Deej, and I'm proud to announce that next month we are kicking off a new event! There will be exclusive rewards and loads of free content that you can get if you pay for it. We are introducing something totally new! We will be putting some more year one guns in with a few new shaders. The event will be focused on collecting Teddy Bears hidden around the solar system, they'll all be rare and you can use them as a class item! If you want a legendary one it'll cost you 10 dollars... And those are the only ones that will stick around after the event! Hooray! (All of the cool ones will require you to purchase a minimum of 40 dollars in silver to gamble at obtaining) These totally awesome [u]free[/u] [/b][b] Bears will have an awesome quest line too! However it will only be released on PS4. Collect them all!! (So we can afford another unicorn)[/b]
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Hooo-dini
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New Years party..
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Dank Memes
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Deez Nutz
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1 ReplyHouse cleaning competition. [spoiler]EVERYONE GETS A BROOM, BUT HEY, YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR SAD LITTLE BROOM TO A HIGH POWERED SHARK VACUUM FOR ONLY 20,000 SILVER[/spoiler]
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Extreme G ping pong on the moon, 274 light drops guaranteed. Bungie gold subscription required.
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Shank jousting
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Edited by Wolfy: 12/13/2015 4:16:47 AMThey said same level as festival of the lost so... Shaxx's Valentines: Lust on the Battlefield. Melee only matches to get close and personal, earn valentine card artifacts to trade to your secret crush~ Lets just say its a different box Eris shares this time
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1 ReplyPike racing. The one Special Pike will be sold for 5 easy payments of $19.95
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1 ReplyGr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
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1 ReplyI have a decent job, reasonable amount of disposable income and not a cheap guy and i buy what i want, however i spent 40$ on Silver for the Festival of the Lost just to get all the masks for no reason other then to take up vault space i guess. So buying more useless items for silver wasn't worth it this time around for me personally.
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Destiny 2
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Techno party.
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2 RepliesNice b8, the b8 academy is in need of professors, mind if you could swing around?
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6 RepliesOne character? Can it get any more pathetic....
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2 RepliesYour mom is next after sparrow racing * maniacal screaming in background*
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3 RepliesDestiny Dodge ball