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11/13/2015 12:42:52 AM
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I'm cold.
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Me too
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6 RepliesWell imagine you're in your room making hot sexy love to -insert your GF, wife, waifu or etc here-, her breasts pressed against your chest as you groped her butt. Strings of saliva stuck to your's and her lips as you separated with each kiss, moaning in pleasure. She falls onto your bed clinging to you as you fell onto her. Your head was in her cleavage. She looked you in the eyes and made her clothes disappear. "If you would like... You can..." She said nervously as she blushed like a beautiful spring rose. You became erect and climbed on top of her. And then- "SNAP BACK TO REALITY OOP THERE GOES GRAVITY!"
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6 RepliesHey it's you! Hey I'm sorry about earlier :c
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3 RepliesI've been cold all day. It was absolutely pouring and I got soaked. At least school is over in 30 minutes.
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5 RepliesYeah man same here, two weeks ago it was warm and I was surfing all the time. This morning there was ice on the baseball fields at the school I drive by on my way to work. Crazy how it changes so fast.
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3 RepliesHi Cold, I'm Jamastermann
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1 ReplyThis is it, hold me
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3 RepliesSee that waaaaaaaayyy over there? You don't see it? Keep looking. Yeah that thing. That's the -blam!- I give.
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9 RepliesImagine yourself in a frozen forest.
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1 ReplyTurn on the heater maybe? If not then a nice session of a hot steamy shower will do.[spoiler]all perverts thought I was gonna say sex[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTry shoving them up your ass.
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1 Replytry boiling bleach and mixing it with salt, it makes a great warm drink.
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14 Replies*gives you my hoodie*
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1 ReplyGet out of the freezer.
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2 RepliesHi cold! [spoiler]Im sorry[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesMe too
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1 ReplyMine too
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1 ReplyMine are always cold
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2 RepliesShove them up your ass and then fart, they will become warm.
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1 ReplyGo to a corner. It always is 90 degrees in there.
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1 ReplyDismantle North Pole, yes?
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8 RepliesWhen your body is hot but your feet are freezing
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7 RepliesI heard that dipping them in liquid nitrogen is a great way to cure chilled fingers. ;)
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3 RepliesSit on them
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9 RepliesHi cold I'm dad
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4 Replieshttp://i.imgur.com/8fMTNfM.jpg
