"Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Normal. "Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic. "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on Legendary. Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Opening cut-scene of Outskirts. "Listen, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring, and we're all gonna die." - To the Arbiter, while piloting a Scarab, during The Great Journey. Hey, bastard! Knock! Knock!" - Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level) when he blows open the control room on Delta Halo with a Scarab "Please... don't shake the light bulb!" - Referring to 343 Guilty Spark in The Great Journey. "If you wanna keep your brain inside your head, I'd tell those boys to chill!" - Telling Tartarus to keep his Brutes back. "Do I look like an eight-foot-tall alien monster?." - If you shoot or melee him. Metropolis Speeches “You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!” — Easy “The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, 'cause you're going with him.” — Normal “When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!” — Heroic “Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!” — Legendary "Come on, you dumb apes! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!" - to pursuing Brutes on Sierra 117, after being shot down by Banshees. A tank's a tank, light-bulb. Pick one, Chief. Get back to the wall. I'll help the Commander secure the Dawn. Then we'll meet you at the Cartographer." - To 343 Guilty Spark, at Forward unto Dawn's LZ in the Ark. Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" - to John-117 at the beginning of Halo 3. "Then they must love the smell of green." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Normal/Easy difficulty. "Then they must love the smell of hero." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Heroic difficulty. "Then they must love the smell of badass." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty. "Then they must love the smell of Testosterone!" Legendary, IWHBYD "Then they must love the smell of badass. And I left a little present for you Arbiter, and I'm walking away! Ha-ha!" - Legendary. IWHBYD "Then they must love the smell of a real man." - Legendary. IWHBYD "Then they must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid too!" - Legendary. IWHBYD "Were it so easy" Arbiter Thel 'Vadam

"Where do you think your going?" "To give the covenant back their bomb...."

"we got jackals in the courtyard"

I need a weapon

To war. :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)

"Usually, the good lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of H.E. spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, you can call me Cupid!"

I figured I'll shoot my way out.

"-and-"

We've got jackals in the courtyard

"We've awoken the hive!"

Sumwhat relevant

_____________HALO__________________ -----------------halo----------------- =====HaLo===== [spoiler]get it?[/spoiler]

We haz dem jackals in da cortyard

No

[quote]Lord, tell me I don't have anymore flying to do today. *Drone crashes.* Is that a yes or a no? *Vehicle explodes. Short silence.* Amen.[/quote] ~Dutch

Classic halo lines

This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it.

Tucker did it

What are you-?! "Marines report to the bridge, the chiefs gone crazy!" -cortana when you killz that guy at the beginning of combat evolved [spoiler]I'm not 100% sure on the words[/spoiler]

[i]Take a second to at least shit out a solid sentence, instead of just splattering me with your verbal diarrhea[/i] ~arby

If I get hit, be sure to give me LOtS of drugs!