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Edited by FailureAtLiving:
3/20/2015 3:55:07 AM
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Soooo xûr broke IB
Sooooo red death has become the most used gun in IB. It's the new suros Regime. Has anyone else noticed this? Like xûr sells things that I get like 2 days before. Oh my gosh red death 2 shots you.
Edit: I originally made this post to act like the 11 year olds that complain but I see people are taking it seriously 4 days after I posted this.
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27 RepliesRed Death, Vex, Thorn, Suros, and Last Word are at a bar Last Word:"Oh lord, look who's coming in guys" Vex:"Wow, ever since he got his raise he's been flaunting himself" Suros stares at his cup with a growl on his face, taking his gaze away from Red Death RD:" Hey guys! I finally got that raise to be able to join the club! How's everyone been doing?" TLW:"Hey man, yeah nows not a good time. Suros is having it rough since his demotion" Suros continues to stare at his cup, the bottom being just visible. "Hmph. Go on kid, tell us about your day", as he slugs down another drink. RD:"Well I was able to help my master achieve the headshot bounty and I.." Suros:"pfffftt BAHAHA! Old news Bub. What else you got" he says as the beer drips from his chin Thorn:"Well, I'll be honest, my range seems to be pretty steady despite the 'fix' to slow me and TLW down" TLW:"Hahaha I know right? Still fan firing from zone A to C." Thorn: "Eh, I'm all about postmortem you know that. Vex, they messed you up pretty bad when they announced the fix huh? Vex:"Omg don't get me started. Supposedly fusions were put in line but they obviously don't understand that I'M a special fusion!" Suros:"I used to be special, I used to....used to..." Suros drops his face on the table and cries loudly. Thorn:"Hey man, stop that! I've been there bro, take my word on it." Vex: "Yeah Suros, I know how you feel. Trust me, your master will finally get his voice back and you will earn your place back in Iron Banner" RD: "Yeah man, like me" Suros glares back up, beet red in the face. Suros:"No chump! You didn't earn your place! Your -blam!-ing XURNED it!" Suros storms off and leaves the bar TLW:"Hmmm, well who didn't see that coming?"
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Yea but this isnt satirical
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Eh insee my Felwinters lie and exotic handcannons than i see red death....or is it even
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1 ReplyIt's sad how terrible Suros Regime is now though. It used to be a really good weapon.
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Edited by Desertstormer33: 3/20/2015 2:29:11 AMStill owning with thorn :) and last word
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[quote]Sooooo red death has become the most used gun in IB. It's the new suros Regime. Has anyone else noticed this?[/quote] It's not #satire though...
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What players aren't seeing this time around is every jackass in the world trying to complete the "20 primary weapon headshots" bounty with SUROS Regime, now that they can use whatever primary they like, instead of being forced to use an auto rifle. Personally, I do pretty well with the stock vendor Three Little Words, which was a beast even before the update.
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Sooooo
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Edited by GreenD614: 3/19/2015 8:15:40 PMYep! I've been saying the same thing! It's the new Suros Regime! (Meaning everyone and their momma is using it). I bet that Bungie ends up nerfing the fire rate or something eventually. That's the way this game works apparently. If too many people use one weapon, it gets nerfed.
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My LDR breaks Iron Banner Now, if only it had Final Round...
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Edited by ZEN: 3/19/2015 7:55:24 PMI see 1 red death every 3 fresh matches. Gun has pretty low aim assist- a lot of people can't handle aiming themselves for once. Last Word still reliably outclassess any and all primaries at it's range, Thorn will kill eveything else.
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No sorry that title goes to fellwinters lie
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I get killed by hand cannons more than red death
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But is this truly satire?
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5 RepliesNo its not. All scrubs use the Red Death. The good player still play with scouts/handcannons Im very glad because most of these RD scrubs cant even aim.
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Hmmm funny thought I just had. Could it be possible that gamers are leveling up their fresh new exotic by using it whenever they can? If i just got a gun I've be jonesing to get, why would I not use it to body the scrub over there calling me a noob?
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Hey, everyone had the same chance to buy it Though I've seen the same thing, it traded places with the Suros. They couldn't balance a quarter on its face, let alone the ttk on a bunch of guns.
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Don't know who you're playing against but exotic hand cannons are leading my list of causes of death
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2 RepliesActually, the buff did that.
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1 ReplyThis change did nothing but switch the suros for the red death
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That's funny because I'm still seeing all the crying about shotty users being posted here
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A 29 with red death can 2 burst a 32 in iron banner, it's worse than Suros ever was.
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9 RepliesI used red death before it was mainstream
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Broke?? No you must be dumb
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I didn't notice this. I don't think I've seen more than a handful of Red Death users.
