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Edited by DrOmelet:
10/12/2014 7:28:44 PM
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The Different Types of Destiny Raiders
The different types of Destiny players I've met when finding random groups through lfg for VoG:
The Weed-man: can't stop talking about how high he is, how great his weed is, and constantly broadcasts himself coughing. Usually really bad at the game and doesn't do anything he is supposed to do.
The "Experinced" know-it-all: joins and tells everyone how amazing they are at the game/VoG, and then proceed to suck so bad they continually wipe the group for hours. "I cleared hard mode this week like 10 times bro, I know what I'm doing."
The Distracted Guy: responds about 20% of the time to requests made by the group to do certain tasks in the raid. Always responds with "yeah I'm here" in the rare case that they do respond. Proceed to do their own thing and are dead 95% of the time.
The Rage Quitter: plays with the group until there's a wipe or something doesn't go their way. They don't say anything but just drop the Fireteam.
The Good Raider: the rarest person to find. They know what to do, are patient, and don't freak out when someone dies but instead helps recover and move on.
Sometime you get people who fit into more than one type as well.
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20 RepliesThe Mr. Excuse - always blame lag or something else other than himself when he dies. The Silent One - doesn't talk alot -salt dog - doesn't talk but experienced -newbie - no idea what's going on and doesn't even asks. The Hitler - wants everybody to do exactly what he says. Even when his strat aint working he will insist on doing it since thats the only thing he knows. Mr. Theory - this guy have awsome theories or plans but he always ends up the first to fail the plan. PRO - plays whatever strat the team wants and do great on anything. Mr. I only know - only know how to do 1 part of a specific stage. Eg. I only know how to shoot oracles, or i can only do boomer duty. The Pervert - whenever there's a girl in the team he makes weird or sensual comments or questions. The Hype - always hyped up for no reason. Mr. BRB - will afk most of the time and says he is doing something real quick. Seriously..... The Kid - guys my mom's here.. has left the party. Mr. High standards - always ask for ghorn or level 34 players to do VOG normal/hard. The Overkill Guy - shoots a ghorn at anything that moves. Super Annoying Raider - keeps on punching/slapping you in the face the whole raid. The Desperate - urges team to keep trying even if they have been at the raid for 5 hours. Unmotivated Guy - team wipes for the second time and he tells the team "yeah we can't do this". No Faith - doesn't have faith to his teamates and asks them to wipe once he dies. The Unprepared - didn't bring maxed weapons or uses a fusion rifle at atheon. Red Bar - can't last 5 minutes w/out being disconnected Jellybean - always gets jelly when someone gets good drops. RNGesus - before every drop he says what he wants and majority of the time he gets it. Left Behind - always gets lost or gets crappy drops. The PTSD guy - gets mad for no reason at all. I love Shards - gets shards or energies the whole raid.
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1 ReplyEdited by Montregloe: 7/11/2015 6:40:16 PMNot to toot my own horn, but I'm a good raider
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I'm a silent gamer but knows communications are key and will when needed. Always willing to help. Even if it means spending extra time for ppl to switch chars. for the check point and going through it with them for each char. And never never tells someone they suck I if there new I tell them they can do it it just takes practice and there doing good try again. So if anyone is on xb1 and needs an extra person Im willing. Gt moonfire003
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1 ReplyThe Nit-Picker: Posts on LFG: "Be a level 34 Warlock that is running radiance with fire bolt grenades, angle of light, divine order and shield melee. Must have 365 Fatebringer with explosive rounds. Must have 365 Gjallarhorn with the second perk in the tree perks equipped. Must need The crash with void damage and shot package. Also has to be born on May 18th, 1995 living in a family of 3 with one girl in the family. Also have to be part of the Illuminati and Free Masons. Also must have traveled to the top of Mt Everest and lost exactly 2.6 men along the way. Also have broken 8 world records in under 2 weeks. Thanks :)"
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Distracted/good
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Good raider or distracted.
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For the most part I'm a good raider, a little chatty and sometimes distracted by shiny things but who isn't.
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I'm a good raider, not to sound cocky or anything lol
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1 Replyreply for later please
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Good raider
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There's are a video of this, please be original
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10 RepliesYou forgot me. Silent One. Never talks, but rarely dies, always prepared and ready to provide support for the teammates.
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I violated the [url=https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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1 ReplyThe standard player- walks around shooting shit. Usually says "dafuq Am I doing?" And "where'd everybody go?" Or "oh the boss died already?" This is me
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That's why I just play with friends, so much easier
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I don't see The Beast up there. This list is incomplete...
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This is beautiful
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Yep, patient type, until some f@ckstick wastes 40+ minutes on the VOG jumping puzzle, or an idiot won't listen at gorgons, or a sword bearer who has "his own strat" on hard crota, "can clear it in two swords", and then wastes two hours of everyone's time, berating the fire team, when he gets smashed. I'm all for teaching, leading, playing backup, and quietly following the leader, but at some point in time, street rules need apply.
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Edited by Vahrg: 7/9/2015 7:56:12 AMI'm a mix of the good raider and the silent quitter, yesterday I tried to carry someone trough skolas, i told them what to do when the mines spawned but did they? NO, so I left after 2 hours
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I is the good raider. People dying on raids don't make me mad lol
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I can call myself a good patient raider
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5 RepliesJust because im stoned when im playing doesnt stop me from kicking ass. and i am polite enough to mute the bong hits. lastly, youre just jealous because you dont live in seattle and you cant buy weed from the magical weed store.
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Don't forget the no skill and no connection player. This person manages to die first, fail the VoG parkour five times in a row, and also manages to give your whole fireteam horrible connection so u spend like 5-6 hours doing one raid. Just found someone like this recently and when he had to go we had full green bars and no lag, he then msged me to reinvite and I refused for the sake of the team. Then this idiot says "I wasn't causing the lag." Really? I mean seriously I messages him before that that we had gotten full green bar right after he left.
