types of raiders: The Fan/ Broken mic: Whether its a chip bag ruffling, or annoying munching, you always have to ask them to fix their mic. just as you're trying to call rockets this guys making noise. Please return your cost-co headset (or kinect), and buy a silent fan. The Sherpa/ Dictator: The Sherpa is a guide, someone who can give direction with patience until Crotas dead. The Dictator is an intolerant piece of s*** that joins midway and starts barking orders, trying to force the team to use HIS strategy. The Kid/ Squeaker: This little guy is always catching hate, cause his nads haven't dropped yet, sad thing's that destiny's rated teen. The Squeaker may or may not do his job, he's the annoying kid that dies on the way to ogres. Most kids are chill this kids hyped up. The Sword god/ Pro: You don't want to raid with a self proclaimed "Sword god" (XBL Broken) they spam LFG with book sized posts about their 500+ Crota kills. They must be compensating for the lack of day-job, girlfriend, and social life, by running sword all day. The Pro is a cool dude that can chat while also getting the job done, he never brags since his skill shines and speaks for itself. The Noob/ Carried: This is your friend who asks to carry them through Crota hm at level 29, as soon as they reach 30 they ask again. The Noob will waste 2 hours of your time and then quit, which is a blessing since they are always the first to die. The Carried will get slashed by a knight in the crystal room and remain there for the duration of the fight until they get gally and crux. Then they tweak and leave without thanking anyone. The Average joe: This is you, This is me, this is the category you'll want to be in, someone who doesn't quit, puts in work for the team (dies once or twice) and thanks the group at the end, you're the backbone of the team, and for that I thank you, Guardian! The Whiner/ Blamer This little rat is never satisfied “aw i didn’t get anything!” or “what a waste of time!”. grumbling and bringing a sense of hopelessness to the team. The Blamer, “Someone pushed me off!!” or “_____ just died!” "LAAAAG!" this kid can’t own up to anything. The Silent: Did he say something? The Helper: The good helper enjoys when others get their rewards (they’re usually sb) and likes to make friends. The selfish helper makes sure everybody knows he doesn’t need rewards and that he’s “helping”, hes impatient and gets frustrated when you mess up. The Stoner/ Alcoholic: Has to hit the bong every 5 minutes, or even worse announces it every time he takes a dab. The alcoholic has to grab a beer every 5 minutes, or even worse announces that he’s enjoying his rum and coke. The Foreigner: This guys always mumbling about a strategy, but nobody can understand him… sometimes he makes a joke but unfortunately nobody gets it, at least he’s friendly. The Quitter: not a full team- quits no gjallarhorn- quits can’t be sword bearer- quits team fails first try- quits Let him go he's a detriment! The Clown: Why did crota cross the road? Yo momma was so fat the gorgon spotted her from orbit! Id tell you a joke about gally, but only half of you’d get it. This guy cracks me up, but sometime needs to get his s*** together and finish the raid. The Retired: He has all the raid guns (no gally) and is bored with raiding, you can find him running strikes or kicking azz in the crucible. He’ll occasionally help his friends out with a raid but you won’t find him helping randoms like The Helper, Pro, or Sherpa. The ******: Every time you run into this pile of s*** you know its not going to end well. Avoid him. He’ll start problems with anyone, he has the worst qualities of every type… He’s not even good! The Troll: Oh no Swordbearer jumps off at 1 hit left on crota... Maybe he kills himself with a rocket on the last run... Watch out for a titan placing a bubble in mid as the whole team fires rockets. This guy will screw you over, he could be anyone. This is a re-post of something I wrote before... So which raider are you?

The Mr. Excuse - always blame lag or something else other than himself when he dies. The Silent One - doesn't talk alot -salt dog - doesn't talk but experienced -newbie - no idea what's going on and doesn't even asks. The Hitler - wants everybody to do exactly what he says. Even when his strat aint working he will insist on doing it since thats the only thing he knows. Mr. Theory - this guy have awsome theories or plans but he always ends up the first to fail the plan. PRO - plays whatever strat the team wants and do great on anything. Mr. I only know - only know how to do 1 part of a specific stage. Eg. I only know how to shoot oracles, or i can only do boomer duty. The Pervert - whenever there's a girl in the team he makes weird or sensual comments or questions. The Hype - always hyped up for no reason. Mr. BRB - will afk most of the time and says he is doing something real quick. Seriously..... The Kid - guys my mom's here.. has left the party. Mr. High standards - always ask for ghorn or level 34 players to do VOG normal/hard. The Overkill Guy - shoots a ghorn at anything that moves. Super Annoying Raider - keeps on punching/slapping you in the face the whole raid. The Desperate - urges team to keep trying even if they have been at the raid for 5 hours. Unmotivated Guy - team wipes for the second time and he tells the team "yeah we can't do this". No Faith - doesn't have faith to his teamates and asks them to wipe once he dies. The Unprepared - didn't bring maxed weapons or uses a fusion rifle at atheon. Red Bar - can't last 5 minutes w/out being disconnected Jellybean - always gets jelly when someone gets good drops. RNGesus - before every drop he says what he wants and majority of the time he gets it. Left Behind - always gets lost or gets crappy drops. The PTSD guy - gets mad for no reason at all. I love Shards - gets shards or energies the whole raid.