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Edited by wigriffi:
8/27/2014 3:36:50 AM
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You have 30 seconds to run 100 meters for a million dollars. How many four year olds would it take to stop you?
No weapons, on foot, violence is allowed.
Edit: four year olds are positioned between you and your goal. They are weaponless, but blood-lusted.
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#Offtopic
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I wear steel-toed boots and I'm pretty sure a four-year-old would just die if he was kicked in the head.
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None can stop me!!! Well, in 1-2 weeks time, since I recently sprained my ankle.
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1 Reply[quote]The length of an entire football field from endzone to endzone is just a little under 100 meters. An average High School athlete would run it around 15 seconds[/quote] If that has any truth to it, probably not many 4 year olds. All they'd need to do is trip you a couple times and you'd run out of time. It would be hard for anybody to make up the time you'd lose going from full speed to 0 if you tripped even twice.
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0. I'm a fat bear.
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1 ReplyThe hell is a meter? Speak Americanese, you Britbong.
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Edited by Crestfallen: 8/27/2014 11:55:53 AMUsually, I'd just be like, "-blam!- these little snot-nosed shits. I'm going home." But for the 1 million $$$ waiting at the end... It would take a hivemind swarm of about 80-100 to stop me. And that's if I'm in a good mood and don't want to resort to using violence on small children. But say... If they were evil demon children who threatened to melt my PC (by playing Crysis 2 on the highest settings)? "Oops! Did I break open your head like a watermelon with my bear hands?" But seriously. 30 meters isn't long. I could probably side-step past them and casually walk to my prize.
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There is no such number of 4 year olds that could stop me
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Edited by FatherlyNick: 8/27/2014 9:48:28 AMI am a professional hand-egg player. It would take about ten 4 year olds to slow me down.
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Edited by Failure4Life: 8/27/2014 9:22:04 AMI would have to hold a speed of 7.5mph or higher (A light jog). Less than 10 could stop that. The moment one kid grabbed your leg you would move to slow to succeed.
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Four year old [i]whats?[/i] Humans, I could handle. Pumas... well, I wouldn't need a million dollar incentive to run.
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I play this game all of the time and I never win any money!
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2 RepliesThey're four year olds, what are they going to do? Once you drop kick the first one, the rest will run away.
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I guess 20. I'd just push them, but they'd just decrease my run time even if I did get through them.
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Can I dodge them? Or just plow them down?
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I would slay them for getting in my way.
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2 RepliesThirty seconds, a hundred meters...I need a comparison to have any idea whether i'd be able to run that length in thirty seconds even without obstacles. I'm horrible with distances so telling me a measurement doesn't really give me much information.
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An infinite amount wouldn't stop me.
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>using communist measurements
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ihave no use formoney only her butshedoesnt even exist
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2 RepliesI'm sorry,I speak freedom.
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Are they in front or behind me? I could out run them from in front.
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4 year olds are very inefficient runners. This is only relevant though if they're chasing you or coming at you from the sides. So are these 4 year olds being catapulted toward you?
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Come at me, army of four year olds. That million dollars is [i]mine[/i].
