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Edited by AbusiveSeagull4:
8/4/2014 2:24:07 AM
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BUNGIE, WHERE ARE THE HORSES?
*Disclaimer*- Somehow people could not tell I was kidding by what is written below so I just thought I'd better say it first before people choose not to finish what I have written. What is written below is a joke.
I also believe that it is animal cruelty that there are no horses in this game. As an avid and proud horse lover, I am not only outraged by Bungie's decision to exclude horses from the futuristic galaxy. I am also flabbergasted that they did not see the ignorance in which they had published the game in.
So what can we conclude now? That Bungie is horse-ist and must apologize for their insensitivity. Since I found some many other posts on what Bungie has done wrong and other things THAT HAVE NO PLACE IN A FPS GAME (*coughgaymarriage* *coughbungieissexistbecauseghostisamale*), I have decided to make my own post. Fellow horse lovers, HEAR MY CRY. BUNGIE SHALL PAY AS WE ALL UNITE IN THIS GRAND POST OF HORSE-LOVERY. No but seriously stop asking for stupid shit everyone.
*EDIT* THANKS FOR THE SUPPORTIVE WORDS FELLOW HORSE LOVERS. WITHOUT YOU KIND SOULS HORSOPHOBES WOULD SURELY HAVE DIMINISHED THE GREAT CAUSE. IF YOU'RE ACTUALLY STILL READING AT THIS POINT AND HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT THEN YOU ARE A FOAL INBRED, AND DEFINITELY NOT PURE BRED. IN THE WORDS OF THE LATE CHESTNUT, "Weee snaw, whinny whinny snaw weeee!"
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Would be neat to have a sparrow and the hood looks like it is a horse head racing fast
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Horses? Screw horses! I WANT ARMORED SPARROWS!
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The Dregs ate them.
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3 RepliesI'm not very sure that you know what animal cruelty is so let me give you the defintion [quote]Animal cruelty can be either deliberate abuse or simply the failure to take care of an animal. Either way, and whether the animal is a pet, a farm animal, or wildlife, the victim can suffer terribly.[/quote] so therefor it isn't animal cruelty [spoiler]JS.[/spoiler]
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Ill stick with my sparrow
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Edited by nightstriderUK: 8/3/2014 9:25:43 PMNerf the horses, their tackle is bigger than mine !
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You and your houses can burn! WE NEED MORE PURPLE
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I have a horse, I called it Sparrow.
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Um you do know pure breeds are the inbreeds right?
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You Should be able to Summon a horse in exchange for your sparrow!
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2 Repliesthere is bigger things to be worried about
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1 ReplyHorseback Riding isn't a sport. /thread Zebras FTW!!!
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1 ReplyWould this work, my friend Pegboard drew and posted it for my gag items thread: The Majestic and Friends https://www.flickr.com/photos/126584101@N05/14815888032/ Shameless thread plugging: http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/67293156/0/0/1
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3 Replies"horse lover". ...
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1 ReplyI could have sworn that a version of Robot Unicorn Attack was going on be in this game
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1 ReplyMore like, "Fellow horse lovers, HEAR MY NEIGH!" You have lost all credibility.
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1 ReplyNo unicorns... *shakes head*
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1 Replyno animals and wildlife in destiny. they were all killed by the traveler
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1 ReplyI say we boycott bungie until they hold a press release formally apologizing to the horse community
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3 RepliesUnique. Funny. That's all it takes. 9/10 ;)
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3 RepliesMy Sparrow has 900 Horse Power
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1 ReplyThis is just... [i]foal play.[/i] Bad pun is bad. You may now proceed to throw horse shoes at me.
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2 RepliesThey climb the walls and sleep on the ceiling very troublesome .
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1 ReplyWhile there are no horses per say, I have it on good authority that; as an homage to Monty Python, you will be allowed to equip two halves of a coconut which you can tap together to imitate the sound of horses' hooves as you walk boldly into battle. The caveat? You'll have to surrender your sparrow. [spoiler]I'm going to name my "horse" Nightwind[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySparrows are mounts. Horses are mounts. Sparrows are horses.
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4 RepliesI'm actually really outraged that horses were excluded from this game. It's 2014 and yet still this hate against horses exists. I'm outraged. Bungie need to start sacking some staff and should come out with a formal apology.
