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5/19/2014 2:39:49 AM
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tell me the funniest joke you can
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Your mother... thats it.
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There is a nun and a priest, stuck in the desert. Their only ride, a camel, falls over on the spot, and dies. The two call it quits, and sit down for a rest. Eventually, the priest turns to the nun. "You know, sister, I have never been graced with seeing the beauty of seeing a woman's body before. One last favor before we go to god?" Naturally, the nun accepted, and the priest was pleased. Eventually, the nun turned to the priest. "Well, I have never been graced with the beauty of seeing a man's body before. One last favor before I go to god as well father?" And, the priest accepted, and the nun was pleased. And the two sat down in the sand, and waited. But eventually, the priest spoke once more. "You know sister, I have something special on me. If I put it in the right place, it can create life." The nun turns to the priest. [spoiler]"Well stick it in the camel and get us the -blam!- out of here!"[/spoiler]
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 5/19/2014 3:19:11 PMWhy does Mexico do poorly in the Olympics? [spoiler]All the ones who could run, jump, or swim already came to America. [/spoiler] Why are dyslexics rarely atheists? [spoiler]They have strong evidence for the existence of dogs.[/spoiler] An Irish man walks out of a bar [spoiler]that's when I realized I was dreaming.[/spoiler] You know bar my favorite fortune cookie message is? [spoiler]Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese cookie factory.[/spoiler] Two children are at school. One says to the other "Adults will give you money if you tell them 'I know the truth.'" The kid goes home and tells his mother "I know the truth." She hands him a $10 bill and says "Don't tell your father." Then the kid goes to his father and says. "I know the truth." He hands him a $20 bill and says "Don't tell your mother." Later, the mailman comes to the door. The kid says "I know the truth." The mailman spreads his arms wide and says "Son!"
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2 RepliesEdited by Gaara444: 5/19/2014 2:43:43 AMWhat did the hat say to the scarf? [spoiler]You hang here, I'll go on [i]ahead[/i]. [/spoiler]
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the Space Jam website.
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Edited by Vien 'Quitonm: 5/19/2014 6:52:00 AMWhat is the only stunt that I am able to perform on a bicycle? [spoiler]A Sanghwheelie![/spoiler]
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb [spoiler]none feminists can't change anything [/spoiler] How do you know it's a gay picnic? [spoiler]when all the hotdogs taste like shit [/spoiler] What's appealing? [spoiler]A BANANA[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat's the difference between slaves and tires??? [spoiler]tires don't song when you out chains on them![/spoiler]
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Lol this thread was at 69 replies when I came in here.
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Getalife.org takes you to a web development page :D
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9 [spoiler]11[/spoiler]
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Women's rights.
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For 12 cents a day you can feed an African... They eat pennies.
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I pose a conondrum to ya, a riddle if you will. *Knock knock*
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Slow and steady wins the race, my grandma always said... She died in a fire.
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I think I used this here the other day but oh well [spoiler]op needs tweezers and a cheerio to masturbate[/spoiler]
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UKIP.
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Edited by Mash: 5/19/2014 7:12:19 AMMy grandfather told me the other day that my generation is too reliant on technology. But he was wrong, so I told him, "No grandpa, your generation is too reliant on technology" as I pulled the plug on his life support system.
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inb4womensrights
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4 RepliesHow do you impregnate a witch?
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Two Germans walk into a BAR. They died.
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Women's rights
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4 RepliesTwo guys walk into a bar. One guy sits down at the counter and asks, "Excuse me, bartender, I would like a glass of H2O." The other guy sits down next to him and says, "I'll have some H2O, too." The second guy died.
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Ok, so this guy goes into the hospital, his wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the Doctor and he says, "Oh Doc I've been so worried, how are they?" The Doctor smiles and says "They're fine, just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip top form, you're one lucky guy!" So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers, but it's empty. His wife's bed is empty..."Doc?" he says, and the Doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. "April Fools! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic." I didn't come up with that by the way...I'm not smart enough.
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2 RepliesA soldier that survived both mustard gas and pepper spray?!? A seasoned veteran!!!
