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4/22/2014 8:35:46 PM
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How long is a typical poop session?
Here I is. Making poops for the hungry toilet. On my phone surfing b.net. notice I've been on for 15 mins. Going to #420 it once or when I'm done with my big blue bong. 15 minutes taking poop. ~_~
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Two seconds. [i]Gotta go fast![/i]
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[b][i]As long as it takes...[/i][/b]
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23 minutes and 8 seconds.
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Eight and a half days
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Anywhere between 10 and 30 minutes.
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1 ReplyI think that there was a lady who got her skin stick to a toilet seat and had to get it surgically removed.
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[b][i]I am a robot. Robots do not poop. [/i][/b]
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1 Reply35-40 minutes
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15 to 20 minutes.
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3-5 seconds Wiping is for the weak
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2 RepliesI've fallen asleep pooping once........
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5 Replies1 week
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I don't "poop" like you humans with you're many pen[i]I[/i]sed hands and feet
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I sphincter about 10 minutes at most.
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Are you guys really that backed up? I've haven't spent more than 2-3 minutes taking a poop in years...
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1 ReplyShitpost
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That depends on whether I have my phone or not
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I stay from 3 to 10 minutes.
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1 ReplyEdited by thatcoolgirl: 4/23/2014 12:07:05 AM15-25 mins, im really [i]anal[/i] about how long it takes to poop.
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like four hours
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are you -blam!-ing stupid? it's spelled poup
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Depends whether I have a good fap or not. 45-75 minutes.
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45 minutes. You just need to open up the colon, and allow the feces to make its own way out. No need to pinch it off...you'll go through a roll and a half just trying to complete the paperwork. You'll need a good book. I'm reading [i]The Seven Story Mountain[/i] at the moment.
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A lot of you guys seem unusually backed up. It only takes me a couple minutes most of the time.
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Unless I get distracted reading or typing something to you guys, usually like five minutes or so.
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2 or 3 minutes? I don't have any issues taking a shit.
