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Edited by Jono:
3/28/2014 12:34:06 AM
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Teenage Mutant Ninja CGI Turtles
Where's Shredder?
Where's Master Splinter?
Where's The Foot ninjas?
Guns?
Casey Jones?
No "Cowabunga!" said from the turtles?
And most of all... WHERE'S THE PIZZA?
Brought to you by Michael Bay, killing our childhoods one movie series at a time.
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Hey! Hey, guess what? [spoiler]It's just the first trailer! Cool your nostalgia jets, kid![/spoiler]
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Ugh... the turtles just look terrible. Like Appa from the Avatar Movie terrible. The stuff of nightmares. I might see it, but only because it's going to be a funny trainwreck rather than a good film.
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"Cowabunga" has to be the lamest catchphrase ever. Even "booyakasha" from the Nick show is more catchy.
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2 RepliesIt's gonna be a good summer flick with some friends. I never understood why people say that things like this 'kills' their childhood. It doesn't come to your house and burn all of your limited edition, still-in-case, TMNT action figures, it doesn't wipe out every original episode of TMNT ever made, nor does it burn all of your mint condition TMNT comics. I understand why fans would rather have these adaptions actually adapt everything of the original as well and I completely agree. But seriously, it seems silly to say it 'kills' your childhood.
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The trailer has a really confused tone. Most of the trailer is really dark and edgy, then at the end it was all like "lololololol we turtles." I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHKGx1pzczg&list=UUSNy_jT2ofx9XlYLHA09ZeA]friendly reminder that a franchise can be brought back after a terrible hollywood adaptation[/url] there's still hope turtle fans more than you know
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1 ReplyI like it how the turtles talk like hoodlums. Movie will be horrible without a doubt.
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1 ReplyAt least we have Megan Fox as the lead. I wonder if she's going to play generic hot girl or generic hot girl with attitude in this one? I'm leaning towards the former.
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[spoiler]Guess I'll add another film to the: "don't watch" list.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyActually looks kind of alright...
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I saw the thumbnail alone and laughed for a good twenty seconds. Oh, man.
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Edited by Turtlenomad: 3/28/2014 1:36:13 AMHere's the inspiration for the turtles. This could be the biggest disappointment of the year, just kidding, I never had high hopes for this.
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2 Michael Bay movies in one summer? Wow, explosions everywhere.
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Edited by Duardo: 3/28/2014 1:47:57 AMYou didn't see Shredder? And Bay is only a producer, not the director.
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I....... don't know how to feel about this.
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Edited by WombRaider: 3/28/2014 1:30:32 AMGO NINJA GO NINJA GO
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Shredder IS shown
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7 Replies>Sees one trailer >Doesn't see everything that's going to be in the movie (>Misses that Shredder is actually shown) "I know everything about this movie and it sucks." At least wait a bit longer. Also, what did you expect if not CGI? Bad costumes or real turtles?
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Edited by Turtlenomad: 3/28/2014 1:18:44 AMI already posted a thread about this and it drowned, -blam!- you buddy.
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While I do think this movie is shaky at best, it's a TEASER trailer. So all those things you listed are probably going to be addressed at some point.
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I have to laugh that Megan Fox and Michael Bay have to work together again. She probably put in a clause not to wake her up at 5 am asshole.
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Oh jesus christ, it's by Michael Bay? -blam!-...
