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Edited by Mourner:
2/27/2014 10:08:48 PM
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Substitute teacher caught furiously masturbating in school!
[url=http://news.yahoo.com/substitute-teacher-72-arrested-furiously-masturbating-high-school-172019048.html?soc_src=mediacontentsharebuttons] at the age of 72.. [/url]
Lolwat, and sorry for lolyahoonews
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2 Replies>everyones fw they read the [quote]Substitute teacher caught furiously masturbating[/quote] >Then saw 72
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1 Reply[quote]At presstime the substitute teacher replied to the question of why with: "Have you seen these bitches? I haven't seen this much hot tail since the war!"[/quote] [spoiler]Yes, I just made that up and passed it off as a legit quote[/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]“suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.”[/quote] Translation - He was jacking off over the kiddies.
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5 RepliesI always found the term 'furiously masturbating' hilarious
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He was manipulating his penis? What a way to put it.
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holy shit
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The fact that "furiously" is included in the headline makes it all the better.
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[quote]Then, he reappears, lying on his back on the floor, focused on the task at hand.[/quote] Hahahahaha. That was even worse than him "manipulating his penis".
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Edited by Decimator Omega: 2/28/2014 4:57:50 AMI didn't know it was possible to jack off at 72. Oh and uhh.... PINGAS!
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2 Replies"Penis Manipulation". That's a serious offense.
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Obligatory.
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1 Reply[quote]had his hand stuck down his pants and was “manipulating his penis.”[/quote]I -blam!-ing LOL'D
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1 ReplyMy economics teacher is the same age and I always catch him looking at girl's asses.
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1 Reply>yahoo
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This is the 3rd creepy teacher story I've heard today. I'm gonna be very suspicious in school tomorrow.
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Now we know why he was a substitute teacher.
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LOL He probably hasn't busted any nuts in like 30 years.
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thats not too far from where i live fuuuukcckk
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1 ReplyThis a pretty weak article.
