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2/19/2014 5:26:24 PM
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I accidentally stabbed a guy during a fight
I ran home from the local park about an hour and a half ago and I'm still shitting myself.
While I was at the park, I ran into this guy called Sam. He had beat me up once in Middle School when he thought I was trying to punch his little brother, and apparently he still harbours a grudge against me. He was with a bunch of his thug friends and they decided to come up to me and started pushing me around.
Now, I'm a pretty paranoid person sometimes, so when I go out I usually carry this knife around 5-inches long, which my dad gave me. I nearly pissed myself with fear so I pulled it out and stabbed Sam in the stomach, who was the nearest one to me. I'm absolutely terrified the cops are going to turn up at my house and arrest me for attempted murder or something.
Of course, I spoke to my mother and she's also scared, and she wants me to live with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
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#Offtopic
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One of these days I'll expect the bel air ending...
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*Reads title, enters thread* "I r- *WAIT, STOP* *Reads last words* "Bel-air." Nice try... OP.
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Knew it. Walked into the thread and knew without a doubt. Still, I admire your effort OP.
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I still enjoy a decent bel air, op.
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These kind of threads are seriously getting old.
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Cool.
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This wasn't really funny. Belair is so overdone.
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1 ReplyShould have seen that coming...
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-blam!-ing bel air
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I saw it coming as soon as I saw the title. [spoiler]10/10 would read again[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI knew it was copypasta from 'Middle School'.
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I OF PURPOSLY STABBED MAN DURING FIGHT. WAS 1985 AFGHANISTAN AND I FOUND SAND PEOPLE CACHE. I KILLED 20 WITH KALASHNIKOV AND STABBED 14 MORE THEN CACHE WAS OF DESTROYED.
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Knew what was coming before I clicked the thread. But nice try.
