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Edited by bobcast:
6/14/2013 11:09:18 PM
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If your pussy cat could speak what would it say to you?
I know mine would say, 'thank you for the food and tickles'
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Get over here and scracth my stomach you pleb!
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What the -blam!- is wrong with you humans?
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Well, I think I've convinced her she's the ultimate predator at 8 lbs and 2-3 months old. I'm worried about what she would say to me.
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1 ReplyMine would say, "Yay!! Onion beetle is back!!"
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"Quick! Stroke and feed me before the Jack Russells come back".
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"You are nothing but an insect to me, now get me some kibble!"
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Stop petting me you fag.
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Please leave me alone dick wad
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Who bumped [spoiler]in answer I do not have a cat[/spoiler]
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"Let me outside" "I'm hungry" "I'm thirsty" "Change my litter box" "Scratch me" "Feels good" "More food" "Piss off I'm sleeping" "I claim this pile of your homework as my bed" "Don't you dare put me in the basement" "Let me go in the basement" Yeah I don't think talking animals would be as loveable. They'd just tell you what they want. I like them silent.
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Good day, sir.
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Did your cat tell you to be quiet, Beetle?
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Edited by SexyPiranha: 11/25/2013 8:46:42 PMCat 1: Feed me fgt. Cat 2: Hey you, rub my belly. Cat 3: STRING?! BOXES?! *faints Edit: Goddammit. I need to read the date on these -blam!-ers.
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I don't remember making this.
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Rawr?:3
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Hey asshole, you left your car door wide open!
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Feed me Seymour
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Not much, since she died a few years back...and I don't think ashes can speak.
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Words or not, I am still going to piss all over your shoes. -blam!- you, now give me food and attention.
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Actually that would be pretty helpful.... she never complains when she is hungry. So I can go a day with only feeding her once and she wouldn't do anything... just sleep.
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Midnight (sisters named it) would constantly speak of the outdoors and the love she holds for my family. Grey cat (I simply call him Cat) would constantly whine about food, and when not doing that, would ask for perpetual acts of affection.
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Ricky got banned... I want my BF back :<
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Probably try to hustle me out of some catnip.
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1 ReplyProbably "meow" or something
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52 Replies"I love liquidated chocolaty goodness."
