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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat:
9/9/2013 12:10:45 AM
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Create a crazy name for a Destiny weapon!
Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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1 Replyfire and fury a weapon that's similar to a combination of a javelin (missile launcher thingie in real life) and a incineration cannon from halo. so it arcs and rains down a storm of incendiary projectiles
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Edited by M80: 1/28/2014 12:09:13 PMThe Mantle a weapon that you can only use in the last mission/quest fo the story to complete it (hoping to be able to replay missions) . you can choose to make it any type/class of weapon, with the ammo and power varying accordingly. It would be like 4 times as strong as the next most powerful weapon of that class and you use it in the fight against the final boss In multiplayer, it could function similar to the tactical nuke from cod modern warfare 2. after a 25 killing spree, you automatically equip this weapon if you choose to deploy it (the only kind of "ordnance" reward in the entire multiplayer, though you equip it immediately) it gives you an overshield, has 360 degrees auto aim and kills a normal titan in 1 shot. if you die, your enemies can't pick it up, but your team mates can (only weapon they can pick up, rather than the weapon's class ammo)
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Blastfemur sniper rifle crafted out of bones.
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Edited by M80: 1/28/2014 10:35:01 AMlightning lancer a pulse rifle that shoots electric-imbued kinetic rounds
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The Persuader !!!! ohhhhh yeah u know that sounds sick!!!
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3 RepliesHow about a melee pickaxe called "The Pick of Destiny"? Is it too obvious? I'd use it.
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2 RepliesThe Space Duck A bow or crossbow that has a good amount of damage but not too OP also good range and accuracy you can upgrade it to a effect of your choice and makes a "quack" every time you hit a target and when you kill a target with The Space Duck the " quack " goes for a few seconds longer and echoes
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Ah yeah I love the idea! I got one...Exit Stage Left...
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ERMAHGERD RAINBOWS.
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The BeliberBeiberizer : Shoots out fans of Justin Beiber that are full of rage. if they do not destroy their target they fuse into a Mega Beiber Believer that eventually destroys the world.
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The devirginizer. It will be shaped like a penis. Pretty swag huh. I know im a genius (o )_( O)
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2 Replies[b]SharkProx:[/b] - A proximity mine that, when detonated, spawns a tornado with sharks in it. When fully levelled, this weapon will spawn sharks with [b][i]FRICKIN' LASERS[/i][/b]. [b]3rd Worst:[/b] - A grenade that causes any Cabal within its blast radius to recite poetry, this in turn will destroy any nearby units outright or will cause them to inflict severe bodily harm to themselves as they flee the immediate vicinity. [b]Potato Gun:[/b] - A weapon mod that changes the ammo counter of any weapon to "Potato". [b]Comedy of Errors:[/b] - An exotic sniper rifle that, when it hits a target, causes them to take on the appearance of the shooter. [b]PMSMG:[/b] - An exotic autorifle that, upon a successful hit, causes bloating, cramps, irritability, superficial wounds that heal after 5 days and has a 50/50 chance of causing the target to viciously attack its allies then burst into tears.
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The Colonoscobang.
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Why not Zoidberg?
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The Nullifier! Because it drains your enemies life to zero! Hahaha
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Dracarys
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Three Legged Goat! Haha
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AK-12
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Bonk! Atomic gun Gives you invincibility after you kill 15 enemies with this gun
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6 RepliesThe Bane. If you played a certain game, you know its abilities.
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Well they said they had various weapons, and those weapons must have various names, and then some without names yet, so I'm still thinking about a few...
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2 Replies"The Michael Bay" obviously a rocket launcher that has the blast radius magnified by 50% and does major damage to unarmored enemys
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Edited by WrathOfTheRoyal: 1/23/2014 10:49:41 PMNatural selection. Accelerated natural selection. Silent natural selection. To-go natural selection
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The Shame of My Enemy. Compare it to the Halo Plasma Pistol, a weak, low damage pistol that is impossible to kill or be killed by. But if you are, a little explosion of glitter and the word "Shamed" appear on top of your body for all to see.
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The Shiza Shooter.
