The Last Jedi was absolutely the best of Star Wars, like totally awesome, definitely worth watching it in the theaters.
The intro is great, lets do a World War style bombing run rather than using the Y-wings for their intended purpose, this will confuse the Imperials and cause them not to panic and put them at ease.
Sometimes you have to cull the weak to make the other Resistance fighters stronger, totally big brain move by Leia, what a savage.
The lady with the dyed hair, almost reminds me of those funny people from the nightclubs from Attack of the Clones, its good to see the Resistance is recruiting from other cultures.
I don't know what she is supposed to be but she went down with the capital ship, a truly unsung hero.
I still don't understand the new lightsabers, apparently they can help train the user, especially if you have an unhelpful hobo being cranky about being a Jedi, whatever it did seemed to work pretty well, must be a new strat.
Porgs are great, gotta love the little critters that Disney makes, at least they get a new thing they can cash in on for kids plush toys, Disney being all big brained over here.
The emo kid almost had his dream, he had the rebels, woops wait no, the Resistance in his grip. He really thought he had it but then the hobo Jedi showed up to scare him, it was all a prank, Luke over their probably doing the Bully-Maguire dance
before he fades away, what a troll.
Overall it was a good movie worth the popcorn totally 10/10, go watch it, and be divided.
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Better than the Prequels atleast. Episode Two is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Like a college film school project. First time I saw it I had walked into a room with it on screen and thought it was one of those SciFi channel rip off films.
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4 Replies5 years and you kids still aren't over this movie
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2 RepliesNo. It sucked. Imma throw an eraser at your face.
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6 RepliesWatch Monster Hunter next
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1 ReplyThat movie was awful in my opinion. It wasn’t even canon. [spoiler]nibbles crayon[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAre you going to kill him? I will do what I must.