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Edited by eeriearcade:
6/26/2022 8:44:50 PM
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Air Accuracy Changes Are Correct
Think about it, if you’re standing on the ground in real life, you’re going to have much better aim than if you’re jumping around in the air. That’s just common sense.
While we’re at it, if your guardian is on the ground, moving over uneven terrain, they should occasionally trip over and drop their gun.
If your guardian is running up some stairs, every now and again they should stub their toe and be unable to run or walk properly for a few days.
If your guardian grazes a wall, maybe they catch their sleeve and it rips and now your armour’s all ruined and you don’t want to wear it anymore, so you take it to the charity shop, but the charity shop doesn’t want it because they have too much stock already, so you say “but I walked all the way here to donate this” and they say “you could try the one down the end of the high street” so you go there and they don’t want it either, so you end up selling it on eBay and getting into a dispute about postage cost, then 3 weeks later your brother-in-law says “I would have bought that off you for twice as much, why didn’t you ask me?” so you say “I didn’t think it suited you” now he’s offended and won’t talk to you, there’s tension at the dinner table and the meal is ruined.
EDIT: be cool with people who didn’t get the joke! Sometimes people read posts carefully, sometimes people skim them. I’m sure we’ve all got the wrong end of the stick at some point in our lives and looked foolish. It’s really nothing to get heated about - just a bit of silly fun. 👍
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Shaxx is going wild with these multikills you’re getting with this post 😂
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15 RepliesStopped reading after you comparing this game to real life. Please don’t come to the forums with your ideas ever again lol
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2 RepliesEdited by GhostDog: 6/25/2022 9:38:15 PMAlso, guardians should cough and sneeze and lose aim all the time.
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This was Golden :)
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4 RepliesWell if I ever need a practical example of average reading attention span I can just refer back to the replies on this post
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guardians should become overwhelmed with grief if they crease their fresh new jays, as well
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2 RepliesThe fact people can’t see this is a troll worries me 😭
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1 ReplyAll in-laws in my house have exactly 4 hours to eat, drink my alcohol. Sit on my sofas. And leave before I get grumpy. Family events are a waste of time lol.
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More importantly, where does my glaive go when it's unequipped while my rocket launcher is strapped to my back? It should just fall on the ground right.... then I'd have to go shape a new one, then my guardian wife is all like, stop wasting materials on shaping that silly glaive we need those materials to buy baby food and diapers, and now poor little Caydevala has a rash because I spent all the materials on glaives I keep dropping and he needs to see Ikora for icarus dash training week and I have to cancel and that will make her ask questions and the next vanguard meeting will be awkward
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People just won’t shut up about realism in a sci-fi fantasy video game. I’m glad you’re calling them out on their crap
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These changes were made specifically to nerf MnK. Lets be honest.
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id -blam!- LOVE the in air accuracy changes HAD they given you a way to see this stat ingame and allow you to actually build for it via armor mods AT LAUNCH of the changes. but like in typical bungie fashion they screwed the pooch and or fumbling to fix it to where it needs to be.
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1 ReplyYeah, and sometimes you might not be ready for the recoil of your hand cannon, and it will go flying out of your hands.
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Bungie's logic : "We want to level the playing field between jumping players and crawling players, by removing jumping players completely." Let's be real. Nobody is mangling their entire build just to 'kind of' do something that they used to be able to do for free.
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Last paragraph is pure gold
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3 Replies[url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C26cJzR7FPs]To everyone unironically taking this seriously[/url] (love y’all ❤️❤️❤️❤️😳)
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1 ReplyEdited by MrHokey: 6/26/2022 9:02:18 PMyou might be joking, but it is right. you shouldnt have as accurate aim jumping around. thats just basic.
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space magicka
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3 RepliesClassy restoration should be disabled in crucible
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1 ReplyHigh in air accuracy and ability to slide head snipe and slide back into cover is why this game will never be competitive and it is stupid
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3 RepliesIt’s the inconsistency for me. The best warlock exotics add to AE and they seem to be able to build into easily and the best hunter exotics do nothing or are detrimental to it.
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I literally wanted to make a hate post after reading your first line, then my monkey brain kept reading and saw the sarcasm.
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Think about it in real life close range bullet goes where you are aimed
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now this is some quality -blam!-
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