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7/16/2020 5:31:55 PM
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You wanna know why I really hate rich folk?
Because television lied. Kids in tv shows and movies always said rich folk gave out the best candy during Halloween, so I got my friends together and we went to our local rich folk community outside of town, deep within the fields of corn.
Worst Halloween ever.
More than half the lights were off and all the other houses either gave out apples and toothbrushes or those off brand candies no one likes. Smarties, Nerds, and whatever those blocks in unmarked wrappers were. -blam!-ing gross.
One lady even walked outside to yell at us for trespassing and vandalism! For the record this was like 20 years ago, Karen has existed since the dawn of humanity.
They ruined Halloween. No one had fun, we got shit for candy, we got screamed at, and worse of all THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.
And I will have my revenge.
I'll see them burned alive as children dance around them in a circle chanting Trick or Treat. So that's my villain origin story. I just had a bad Halloween and now I do crimes with a Halloween motif.
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If you don’t get a treat you are legally obligated to trick them, by which I mean torch their cars.
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4 RepliesRich people are just really strict budget people. Even fricking Bill Gates wears jeans lol.
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Edited by Double07: 7/19/2020 11:44:57 PMCandy is poison. You want poison? You crazy, therefore rich folk good.
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1 ReplyAnd then the hero every villain story must have will show up, and because it's a hero, he must win.
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10 RepliesThat’s seems like quite a grudge. How rich do I have to be to be your sacred enemy? [spoiler]Hecking Spitfires[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySpeaking as someone whose my good flibberts are stereotypical, rich New England WASPs, I feel like you my good flibbert are jelly. Always brush your teeth my good flibbert. [spoiler]HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]
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This is why you don’t have expectations for halloween. It hailed on halloween and it was 60 degrees on christmas.
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8 RepliesHow do you think they got rich in the first place?
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1 ReplyNo peasants allowed!
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6 RepliesEdited by Destiny is dead: 7/17/2020 6:24:32 PMBoohoo Sounds like you’re looking for a free handout. With that attitude you will always be poor.
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1 Reply[quote]You wanna know why I really hate rich folk?[/quote] This sounds like you’re about to judge an entire group of people based on your anecdotal experience... [quote]Because television lied.[/quote] Well duh. That was your first mistake: believing everything you saw on TV. But now you’re judging a group of people instead of the television companies that lied to you. [quote]Kids in tv shows and movies always said rich folk gave out the best candy during Halloween, so I got my friends together and we went to our local rich folk community outside of town, deep within the fields of corn.[/quote] So you got your friends together expecting complete strangers to give you what you believed you were entitled to? [quote]Worst Halloween ever.[/quote] You couldn’t find anything better to do? Like hang out together? Go trick-or-treating in other neighborhoods? [quote]More than half the lights were off and all the other houses either gave out apples and toothbrushes or those off brand candies no one likes. Smarties, Nerds, and whatever those blocks in unmarked wrappers were. -blam!-ing gross.[/quote] Welcome to the real world. [quote]One lady even walked outside to yell at us for trespassing and vandalism! For the record this was like 20 years ago, Karen has existed since the dawn of humanity. [/quote] Two Karen’s mad at each other lol [quote]They ruined Halloween. No one had fun, [/quote] Really? Like seriously, you guys couldn’t have gone anywhere else? You guys couldn’t find anything else to do? [quote]we got shit for candy,[/quote] You guys could have tried other neighborhoods... [quote]we got screamed at,[/quote] We’re you on property that even looked like they were trespassing? We’re you guys tampering with their property? [quote]and worse of all THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.[/quote] 1) kids act like fools all the time 2) it was you who believed the TV... [quote]And I will have my revenge.[/quote] People get offended over the littlest things these days... [quote]I'll see them burned alive as children dance around them in a circle chanting Trick or Treat.[/quote] Wow... that’s specifically violent and gory... [quote]So that's my villain origin story. I just had a bad Halloween and now I do crimes with a Halloween motif.[/quote] 🤔
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2 RepliesAw, and it sounds like you guys didn’t dress up as Robin Hood and his merry men. ;-; Oh well.
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1 ReplyThis was an amusing read, I appreciate your story
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3 RepliesI refuse to believe I’m too old for Halloween. I hope it isn’t terrible this year.
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4 RepliesHalloween is gonna suck this year ☹️
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Honestly it sounds like they deserve it, I don't think anyone will mind.
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Wow...the mansion district here is locally famous for being the absolute mother lode for Halloween loot...your rich people are lame. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesIn my shitty hometown of 2000 rednecks, we only had 1 fancy neighborhood that we speedran one year between our usual routes. I was given a phucking rice cake and two fun-sized chocolates. Only 3 out of maybe 80 houses were lit, none were decorated. I wish you the best of luck in your ritualistic burning ceremonies. Let me know if you need to borrow any pumpkin candles. We bought too many. Not all crimes need to be justified, but yours sure as hell is. Godspeed
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30 RepliesGrowing up, I always swore I’d be “that house” when I was an adult. Y’know, the one that the kids tell all their friends about. So every year I hand out full sized candy bars (none of that “fun sized” shit”). And I do my best to compliment each kid’s costume and maybe give them a little spook before they leave. It was always my favorite holiday so I do what I can to make theirs awesome too.
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I’ve never been much of a candy man. Now if they were handing out blackberry cobbler a la mode with Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla......then Halloween would mean much more to me!
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4 Repliessmarties and nerds are good tho
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Edited by Tri1k: 7/17/2020 9:20:20 PMIt is true here, they will give like massive chocolate bars and sick stuff like that, but then again it also depends on your towns connection with Halloween, Lahaina hosts the largest Halloween party west of the Rockies so it’s a big deal here, like 20k+ people will be on frontsteeet throughout the night
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1 ReplyEdited by Nightmare Tune: 7/17/2020 6:51:19 PM[quote] THEY MADE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL.[/quote] I.....no, I can’t..... I have to say it..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOL
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1 ReplyHey..you take back what you said about the Smarties and the Nerds (especially the nerd ropes!) right effin now!
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2 RepliesMy first question to you is what you consider to be “the best candy”? The answer to this is critical in how this conversation proceeds.
