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Edited by Professional Crayon Eater:
8/12/2019 4:42:06 AM
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Random things your friends said/texted
"f0ck everything, shit on any thing" -[b]my best friend[/b]
English
#Offtopic
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Edited by unknownuserh: 8/14/2019 2:13:09 AM“Ur a Bahama b*tch”
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1 ReplyA friend sent this a bit ago and I love it: [quote]Don't bother arguing with me because I've won arguments against far more powerful witches and wizards than most townsfolk can even imagine. The fastest rogues & strongest warriors have conceded to my views because I'm willing to do the one thing that they are afraid of: I'll cry in public.[/quote]
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You might want to rub them down or cover them up, for those girls seriously could cut glass. [b]- friend (waiting for the train on a icy winters day)[/b] (≧艸≦*)
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“These damn Jotüdicks, hiding behind that box is shit aim that is even more shot then shit -blam!-!” [b]-Me[/b][spoiler]also I was the guy who said the “F0ck everything, shit on anything” lmao[/spoiler]
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“These are the conversations you have to finish [Redacted], YOU DONT GET TO LEAVE. They call me a detective for a -blam!-ing reason because I can smell the bullshit that whatever -blam!-ing moron was trying to pull from wherever the -blam!- you work. And it strangely smells like cotton candy” -Me on Discord
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“Penguin sex, sounds delectable.” [spoiler]you know who you are[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI like to send this to people who ask if they can come over.
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I'm coming over for the chicken tendies in about an hour. Busy doing gang activity at the moment. - [i][b]my best friend[/b][/i]
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4 RepliesI shared this with a friend a couple weeks ago. She lol’d.
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"F%@$ my butt with a batarang Kevin Conroy is gonna play a live action Bruce Wayne!"
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"help, a gay dude is trying to ask me out." - what my friend texted me yesterday right out of the blue.
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4 Replies[quote]F[i]u[/i]ck me in the ass with a half ripened banana[/quote] [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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She asked me if I wanted it hard or soft. [spoiler]what the Taco Bell lady asked me about my taco[/spoiler]
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Edited by Banned Moment: 8/12/2019 3:03:46 PM"Man that bïtch goin goofy town!"
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“I’m literally goin to eat that potato so hard”
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"We're going back to the old house " My friend who is funny. He says this work no context at all. I asked him about and he just tells me his work schedule so IDK!
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I don't have friends
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"ants are trending"
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"Please inject knife directly into bloodstream."
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“Ikr screw that man, ima go lefty loosy on that one” -my friend to me about mayhem
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1 ReplySounds like some kinda assasin’s creed...
