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7/31/2019 4:20:39 PM
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How do I wake up my sister .__.
I got to go to school for the registration pickup (have to do it every year even if it's the same school you're going too) and she's asleep :/
My dads at work so he is out of the picture
It's until 5:30
English
#Offtopic
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4 RepliesWake the f[b]u[/b]ck up samurai. We have a city to burn.
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Tap on the shoulder and say Hey Wake up
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4 RepliesWake her up.
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1 ReplyLick her
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3 RepliesShoot her in the leg
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A bucket of icey water should do the trick.
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Get a Pewdiepie vid of him saying, "GOOOOOOD MORNING GAAAMERS!!!!!" and make the volume super loud
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This is a multiple step process: Step 1: Wake her up gently first. If that doesn’t work then: Step 2: Blast the communist anthem as loud as physically possible Step 3: Run for your life.
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For the love of god be nice about it. My sister liked to wake me up by jumping up and down on my legs.
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3 Replies
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Drop kick.
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1 ReplyThis reminds me of a p*** in my bookmarked videos.
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9 Repliesgot an air horn?
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If you haven’t woken someone up with a guitar solo at full volume then you need to sooner or later 🤷♂️
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Uhhh... grab her shoulder and shake her a little? Why you gotta make this weird?
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5 RepliesHow old is she? If she’s a little kid you can just pick her up out of the bed.
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1 ReplyBlast Heavy metal
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punch her
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Got a Bluetooth speaker and a place to hide it?
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Ice water usually works.
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1 ReplyHeavy metal through the speakers
