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6/5/2019 7:28:52 PM
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If the average dog walks at the speed of 3 mph
Then how come it’s taken him 13 years to get the frisbee?
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Mailman stole your dog bruh
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9 RepliesBecause he’s blind, dick.
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2 RepliesHe has to pee on every bush along the way! 😂🤣
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1 ReplyIf Great Danes can run up to 40 miles an hour, and Shaggy from Scooby Doo regularly keeps pace with Scooby, a Great Dane - does that make Shaggy easily the fastest man alive, beating Usaine Bolt's top speed of 27.8 mph on a regular basis?
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Judging by the trajectory of the frisbee...it should’ve taken him 142 years to retrieve it. Your dog is faster than average.
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Edited by LahDsai: 6/6/2019 8:11:41 AMYour dog picked up the frisbee and, like many dogs, kept going. Thing is it kept going until it came back the other way.
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1 ReplyI have the same question about my dad. The store is only 2 blocks away. It’s not like he chugs the whole jug of milk and goes back for another one for 15 years straight.
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Edited by Kittimu: 6/5/2019 9:37:24 PMDude, you can throw a frisbee 170,820 miles (assuming he brought the frisbee back). Be proud
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The frisbee was in another state.
