Forget that…disgusting suggestion! This is the weapon we need! [quote][b][i]Stick[/i][/b] Exotic Sword [b]Weapon Slot:[/b] N/A (Heavy if it’s a big stick) [b]Ammo:[/b] N/A [b]Manufacturer:[/b] Mother Nature [b]Impact:[/b] kind of hurts [b]Range:[/b] slightly long; a little further than your arm, unless you throw it [b]Stability:[/b] A little wobbly when you swing it around [b]Handling: easy to hold [b]Reload Speed:[/b] N/A [b]Rate of Fire:[/b] How fast can you swing your arm? [b]Magazine:[/b] N/A [b]Exotic Perks:[/b] [u]Stick it to the man:[/u] This weapon instantly kills whatever you hit with it. No exceptions. [u]Nature’s Bounty:[/u] Sticks can be found everywhere. Take as many as you can carry. Break one, now you have two. [u]Weeping Willow:[/u] This is truly a Weapon of Sorrow. You hold permanent and endless death in your hands. No Guardian is safe. [b]Appearance:[/b] Brown and sticky [b]Flavor text:[/b] ”What are you doin’ with that stick?!” [b]Description:[/b] Excerpt from the journals of KSeth27 Legends tell of the stick that has razed worlds and left the universe in ruin. This appears to be nothing more than a slightly-long stick. It is indeed nothing more than a slightly-long stick. But do not be fooled. This mighty weapon has slain countless foes. There is no rival to its power. Gods tremble at the mere thought of this weapon. Those who do not fear its wrath are met with a quick smack from the wooden limb, and instant death.[/quote]

Why... How is this lore?