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Edited by Rex Izunia:
5/6/2019 12:00:48 PM
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Offtopic Collective Knowledge: Puns
How many jokes do all the Offtopickles know? Post them down below!
[spoiler]Cringe incoming.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWater you doing? Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did. What was the porpoise of this dumbass pun?
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1 ReplySlightly offensive warning [spoiler]What is it called when you kill a gay person, homocide.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don’t have enough space...
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2 RepliesTo all of you who have taken Trigonometry or Geometry: I laid in the sun on a COT for a SEC while eating π and the TAN it COSted me is so TRIGgering it’s almost a SIN.
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1 ReplyWho do you call when there’s a fly in your house? [spoiler]The SWAT team.[/spoiler]
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What do you call a boat traveling with the intention of negotiating with a foreign country? A relation-ship. [spoiler]Yeah that was bad...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by One Shot Ted: 5/6/2019 11:13:47 AMWhat do you call a seagull when it flies over a bay? A bagel. - Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they'd be called chicken sedans. - How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan. - What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a crab with big breasts? One's a crusty bus-station while the other is a busty crustacean. - And now, my favorite joke of all time: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Hey, where's my tractor?"
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4 RepliesI’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know why. Need an Ark? I Noah guy. I’m positive I just lost an electron. Better keep an ion that. Why was King Arthur’s army too tired to fight? All of those sleepless knights.
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Nah, they're too punishing to listen to.
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I’ll start: What do you call a pig made of asphalt? [spoiler]A road hog[/spoiler]
