I swear she never shuts up about "Fenchurch this" and "Fenchurch that" louder than pretty much anyone else in the tower. Put a gag over her mouth please.
Edit: Was never expecting this thread to blow up so much.
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10 RepliesShut her up and make shaxx loud enough to be heard anywhere in the tower
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Mute Claudia Black, never!!!!
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Her and Rahool do my fûcking tree in.
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3 RepliesNobody: Literally nobody: Seriously, 100% not a single person: Tess: YOU GOT THE SILVER EVERVERSE HAS THE GOODS
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Tess and fenchurch take your silver and buy puppies. Then they eat them. 😥
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[b][i]DON'T GET TOO DISTRACTED BY THE NEW SETUP GUARDIAN[/i][/b]
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I get Tess to gag all the time. Don’t know what your problem is...
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No because I’m scared that she’d be into that
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8 RepliesHawthorne is worse, Tess is annoying, but Hawthorne!? 🤦♂️ her supposed ‘feel good, motivational garbage makes me wanna push her off that ledge.
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2 RepliesIf I am at my postmaster and I here her advertising one more time, I’m getting the Thorn
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I want to be able to toss a grenade into her booth. At least give us a weapons range so we can shoot at cutouts of Drifter, etc.
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6 Repliesreplace her with variks
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That's Deej's mom you're talking about!!
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5 RepliesShe talks about Fen Church more than Eris talked about Oryx and Crota
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3 RepliesGag, furry handcuffs, leather, whips.....the list keeps growing.....
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If that's what you're into I won't judge
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1 ReplyStill not worse than... [spoiler]A CELL!!! *left ear drum pops* FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!!! *begins choking on Cheeto* THE ARCHON PRIEST MUST STILL BE INSIDE!!! *sent to orbit by anteater* [/spoiler]
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Strap on, on Ikora? [spoiler]To far?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Too far :([/spoiler]
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Edited by DuckiesForever: 4/8/2019 7:44:30 PMNo. Everytime I hear her voice, I remember Vala Mal Doran and it makes me incredibly horny. Leave her where she is and give her more tantalizing lines, too. I'm for all the other BDSM stuff, though. Buttplug, nipple clamps, the shebang.
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1 Reply"Ready for some NU MOOVS guardian?" 🤬🤮
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I actually yelled out saying “Shut Up you Wanker” to Eververse cause she can’t stop talking for 10 seconds
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5 RepliesCan I punch Drifter in the face and tell him: call me snitch one more time you RAT! I hate it.
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1 ReplyI love Claudia Black, but she feels so wasted as Tess. I miss the old days when she gave us the special requisitions.
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“needless to say i sent the whole package back to fenchurch”
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1 ReplyI would rather listen to Ada-1 singing in french for one hour than to Tess' complaining for one sec