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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE:
4/6/2019 7:38:06 PM
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Beware of windmills in Destiny!
See a windmill in Destiny? Avoid it! It's a bad influence for your kids!
Windmills are dangerous to live by!
The programers should remove windmills or add lore of them being dangerous!
Why are the people in the farm not evacuating or suffering from pains or growths in their body?
[spoiler]Avoid looking at the moon too![/spoiler]
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16 RepliesWhy are you worrying about windmills when the real killers are everywhere you look? STICKS! STICKS I TELL YOU! THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! Sticks scattered all over the place, lying in wait for someone to foolishly pick them up and unleash pure, merciless chaos! Lying around the Farm, infesting Nessus, big metal sticks on Titan holding up the very ground we stand on! There is no escape! Surely we are doomed! [quote][b][i]Stick[/i][/b] Exotic Sword Weapon Slot: Heavy Ammo: N/A Manufacturer: Mother Nature Impact: kind of hurts Range: slightly long; a little further than your arm, unless you throw it Stability: A little wobbly when you swing it around Handling: easy to hold Reload Speed: N/A Rate of Fire: How fast can you swing your arm? Magazine: N/A [b]Exotic Perks:[/b] [u]Stick it to the man:[/u] This weapon instantly kills whatever you hit with it. No exceptions. [u]Nature’s Bounty:[/u] Sticks can be found everywhere. Take as many as you can carry. Break one, now you have two. [u]Weeping Willow:[/u] This is truly a Weapon of Sorrow. You hold permanent and endless death in your hands. No Guardian is safe. [b]Appearance:[/b] Brown and sticky [b]Flavor text:[/b] ”What are you doin’ with that stick?!” [b]Description:[/b] Legends tell of the Stick that has razed worlds and left the universe in ruin. This appears to be nothing more than a slightly-long stick. It is indeed nothing more than a slightly-long stick. But do not be fooled. This mighty weapon has slain countless foes. There is no rival to its power. Gods tremble at the mere thought of this weapon. Those who do not fear its wrath are met with a quick smack from the wooden limb, and instant death. -KSeth27[/quote]
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2 Replies[quote][spoiler]Avoid looking at the moon too![/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]Don’t look at the moon?[/spoiler] [spoiler]moon’s haunted[/spoiler] [spoiler]that wizard came from the moon[/spoiler] [spoiler]What’s wrong with the moon?[/spoiler]
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DEAD BIRDS EVERYWHERE NOISE CANCER REEDEEEEEEEEEE
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1 ReplyI run my console on energy from burning endangered species. Pretty soon my home will be waterfront too thanks to global warming. It's good times!
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1 ReplyThey’re like giant fans! And fans are toxic! And toxicity can kill you!
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2 RepliesIt's a lore joke people #GhostStory
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1 ReplyNo wind=no power No power=dead people in hostbittles and places without AC
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3 RepliesWindmill Cancer?
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Edited by mja calg: 4/5/2019 10:05:34 PMAll Guardians fear a 6" tall ledge, which apparently our Guardians are either too blind to see or too stupid to notice and step over it. That has killed us more times than anything, including Sticks or Windmills..
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9 RepliesOmg me and Variks live near windmills *gasp* ... I’ve said too much
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Nerf windmills
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What do you mean!? It's forklifts I tell you! Forklifts!
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Dead birds!!! Dead birds everywhere!!
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LMAO!!
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This -blam!-ing guy again...
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Another disaster created by the architects to cause misadventures.
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Have you not heard?! Its all a Russian conspiracy! LOL
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Yeah man I run my television on coal..... Dear God we are a laughing stock of the world.
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1 ReplyI heard windmills are killing off PvP in D3 too.
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You think the ones on earth are bad. The windmills on mars make them look harmless.
