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Edited by Liam_the_Censor:
1/31/2019 2:23:28 AM
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>Be me
>Bored af
>Slow day at drive-in (drive-in not drive-thru, drive-ins people are waited on while sitting in their car)
>Cold outside, get shit tips because people come inside
>On Phone because slow
>Pause https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ because I see headlights
>2 cars pull in like 10 minutes before closing
>6 people come inside to eat because why not
>People order a bunch of crap and have 3 kids with them
>2 more people come inside and of course order a hamburger after we cleaned the grill
>Only one person tips
>Sent home because it’s way past closing time
>Profit!?
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#Offtopic
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2 Replies>be me >in class >bored >decide to be a complete jackass >friend walks away from laptop he was listening to music on >HellYeah.jpeg >get on my frineds PC and notices he had his music in the backgound >go to a video of gay porn and find a part where the guys are moaning like animnals > unplug headphones slightly so it looks like their in, but they arent >crank the volume >friend walks back and sits down >HereWeGo.jpeg >he presses the play button and the room is assaulted by the noise of 2 hairy gay mean having some primal ball slapping sweat sex >he dies on the inside and gets 2 days of detention for watching porn in class >mfw i feel bad about it ._. >mfw we laugh about it 2 weeks later https://static.westernjournal.com/ct/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Obama-laughing.jpg
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>Be me >Immune to Rickrolls >See XcQ in thread >[url=https://youtu.be/NN75im_us4k]BitchPlease.jpeg[/url] >Click link anyways because that song is mad fire >Profit?
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4 RepliesXcQ detected, lethal force has been authorized.
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Reaction: meh...
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Be me >Toaster >Toast bread >Repeat
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3 Replies[b]EGG[/b]
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>be me >guard Vivec's Temple >Some outlander talks to me >it's the Nerevarine >I refuse to talk to him >he gives me 5000 Drakes >I tell him some background lore about my job >he walks into the Temple for 10 minutes >he walks out of the Temple and tells me he killed Vivec >FeelsBadMan.jpeg >I continue my job and just stand in the same spot for eternity
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> Be me > Have spangly new phone with shitloads more memory than old phone > All the music is now on it > Pick up eldest son from school > Let him choose music for ride home > He chooses The Dillinger Escape Plan > This is more or less what happened, minus the humping: https://youtu.be/zp570Am78BQ Not a rick roll.
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I would’ve embarrassed them in front of their children
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3 RepliesLink don’t work
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