Mines is when my mom said my dad sexually assualted a miner and that's he's a creeper.
I couldn't believe my dad was a gamer, it was so cool
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3 RepliesI gave a dude a turtle and then walked away
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I was riding my scooter around just like other day, then came across a group of 4-5 little kids. Whipped out all of their ankles and left them there to suffer.
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1 ReplyI deleted destiny 2
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i saw a woman walking her cat at night
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1 ReplyI saw my dad beating my mom and he said if I didn’t tell anyone he’d buy me V-bucks 😎
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Was playing battlefield V last night and managed to go on a throwing knife spree and used no other weapons
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1 ReplyI threw a splash potion of poison at my goldfish, dad tried to flush him down a toilet so I had to explain that he's only at 0.5 hp and won't die unless he touches a cactus or something.
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Fortnite has ruined the word epic for me
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I killed Krosis at Shearpoint without taking any damage
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1 ReplyI died near the very end of Shadow of the Tomb Raider earlier tonight on my way to the boss fight. I walked far enough over to the checkpoint that right as I got shot, and fell over dead, it triggered a cut scene to save me.
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1 Reply... um...
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2 RepliesI simultaneously whipped and nae naed on half the universe
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Humpty Bumpty..
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5 RepliesWhen I added some guy as a freind just because they were an Inheritor in Halo Reach. That's the highest rank right? I'm not sure anymore.