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Edited by SpenserGavin: 12/28/2018 4:34:44 PM
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Why Iron Banner is Sweaty

Have you ever been locked in a room with a bunch of sex crazed, blue-balled, testosterone loaded chimpanzees? Well, if you’ve played Iron Banner, you’ve experienced the next best thing! These sweaty little groups of 6 who have only felt the backside of their stepfather’s hands are ferociously ready to pub stomp their way to mediocre loot. Why you ask? Well for Virginity’s sake! STATS of course! How else will a puny, sweaty creature secure its dominion in this world other than crunching numbers in the virtual world! Think about it. Do you know how good a 2.0KD looks on a job resumè? You can whisper, “I do paid carries”, and all panties within a mile radius will hit the floor. And this is why Iron Banner is sweaty.

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  • Edited by ClovenTrack620: 12/30/2018 1:12:27 AM
    once i win the 15 matches & capture the 50 zones bounties, i basically run around making orbs, landing precision kills and whatever else the other bounties require all of that just so your "Powerful Gear" can drop at the same light or lower, iron banner is just a pointless grind

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