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Edited by SpenserGavin:
12/28/2018 4:34:44 PM
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Why Iron Banner is Sweaty
Have you ever been locked in a room with a bunch of sex crazed, blue-balled, testosterone loaded chimpanzees?
Well, if you’ve played Iron Banner, you’ve experienced the next best thing!
These sweaty little groups of 6 who have only felt the backside of their stepfather’s hands are ferociously ready to pub stomp their way to mediocre loot.
Why you ask? Well for Virginity’s sake! STATS of course! How else will a puny, sweaty creature secure its dominion in this world other than crunching numbers in the virtual world!
Think about it.
Do you know how good a 2.0KD looks on a job resumè?
You can whisper, “I do paid carries”, and all panties within a mile radius will hit the floor.
And this is why Iron Banner is sweaty.
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1 ReplyAnd here you are getting all hurt & shit because you are getting owned by the sweats I don't know what is worse.
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3 RepliesI tried that 2.0KD on a resume once. I didn't get the job. The Burger King Manager said they would rather hire someone who is not a douche.
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2 RepliesRemember trial of the nine. Felt way worse then that.
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1 ReplySome people think being good at games will get them laid (doubtful). Others think being funny will get them laid (that one actually might work). So what’s your strategy? cos going by this post, you’re none of those two...
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2 RepliesYou’re oddly upset.
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Everyone has the ability to find 5 other players to play with if not anyone can at least find 1 other player. Like ib rewards you for winning don’t limit yourselves!
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5 RepliesI play with a fireteam of clan mates because its a social game that I picked up, gasp, to play with my freinds.
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1 ReplyReread this post before you die so you can get one last laugh at your pure stupidity [spoiler]i hate add more toxicity, but post after post of salt because you lost is getting on my nerves[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesYou’re mad at other players for wanting to win because you want to win
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4 RepliesI've never understood why people get upset over people trying to win, or think that playing competitively is a bad thing. Did you play in one of those sports teams as a kid where they didn't keep score, so everyone "wins"? I mean, it's fine not to care and to play casually. But don't act like everyone needs to have your mindset.
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I was going to say because the control points are fire pits, but uh... yeah. You know, your explanation works too.
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Sounds like someone’s projecting.
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Great post. Watching all the reta4ds defend their lunas in a IB was good bait. And what's hilarious was not anyone of them complained about the loot not having enhanced rolls. This generation is f4cked. Lol
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It always has been, it's top level pvp. Why is that such a shock??
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Edited by RichGhost77: 12/30/2018 9:15:49 AMIt's just a game....sounds like you're the sweaty try hard lol
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Because Destiny has a very small player base. The only people left on it are addicted nerds who think it's Halo 3 reborn.
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You are the true son of god
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Edited by Archie: 12/30/2018 8:04:40 AMThe only reason I put on OEM and Shards while playing Iron Banner because I kept getting matched with teams of Not Forgotten and just getting rolled. Fight fire with Fire I guess. At least now I know that One Eyed Mask is actually stupid. Edit: Oh and Cremil’s Dagger and Hero’s Burden were my favorite weapons before Forsaken dropped so I’m kinda obligated to get good rolls of those before it ends.
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Edited by FataLVisioN_Oo: 12/30/2018 8:04:50 AMIron banner has SBMM. It is designed to be sweaty. Going into anything solo that has SBMM is a bad idea.
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2 RepliesLoL 😂 I like the analogy: [i]locked in a room with a bunch of sex crazed, blue-balled, testosterone loaded chimpanzees[/i]. As a solo player, I slightly had that feeling when matched against a team of 5 or 6 and especially when they T bag you after a kill. I'm mostly laid back and my endorphin from my recent sexual intercourse with my beautiful GF is still present in my system, it helps with the concentration and kill those teamsters by surprise!
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Edited by ClovenTrack620: 12/30/2018 1:12:27 AMonce i win the 15 matches & capture the 50 zones bounties, i basically run around making orbs, landing precision kills and whatever else the other bounties require all of that just so your "Powerful Gear" can drop at the same light or lower, iron banner is just a pointless grind
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2 Replies[quote]Have you ever been locked in a room with a bunch of sex crazed, blue-balled, testosterone loaded chimpanzees? Well, if you’ve played Iron Banner, you’ve experienced the next best thing! These sweaty little groups of 6 who have only felt the backside of their stepfather’s hands are ferociously ready to pub stomp their way to mediocre loot. Why you ask? Well for Virginity’s sake! STATS of course! How else will a puny, sweaty creature secure its dominion in this world other than crunching numbers in the virtual world! Think about it. Do you know how good a 2.0KD looks on a job resumè? You can whisper, “I do paid carries”, and all panties within a mile radius will hit the floor. And this is why Iron Banner is sweaty.[/quote] LOLz, many just take this way too seriously. At the end of the day, it’s just a video game. Let it sink in, it’s a video game.... LOLz, I have to thank those that make it such a big deal out of frivolous nonsense. My shift at work would be so boring. To skim through this bull$hit is hilarious.
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1 ReplyWhat's wrong with people playing with friends? I'm almost 100% certain they just want to get it over quickly like the rest of us and have as much fun as you can from this cancer fest.
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Edited by Freak: 12/29/2018 11:55:42 PMA few reasons. 1)SBMM has obviously been tuned up in IB. 2) The lockout mechanic is a horrible addition. Not just because of the mechanic alone. The problem is with the players, Supers and Spawns themselves. Players: Players have different ways of playing. Some refuse to play the objective. This will ultimately seal most teams fate if you get a few of these players on your team. (Unless they’re slaying the other team by themselves.) Supers: Anyone with have a brain can pop one of the Roamimg supers and go from spawn to spawn either causing a lockout and 30 point swing. Then the rest is just the other team members start chaining orbs. Spawns: The spawns in IB are atrocious. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve died then because Bungie thinks it’s a good idea to spawn me in the enemy’s spawn surrounded by 2-3 players that are shooting me before my feet hit the floor. All this leads to very lopsided games. I don’t know how players goes into this gamemode solo.
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1 ReplySbmm is turned on you face other sweatys like yourself go back to quickplay where you get your cheap thrills from stomping level 3 guardians.
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8 RepliesYou are very insecure.
