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12/16/2018 4:12:45 AM
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Just add flex tape
Need some Y1 armor upgraded? just wrap it in FLEX TAPE
Need some buffs on a gun? Just spray on some FLEX SEAL
And for you shotgun apes flex tape can hold that shotgun on tight as you rush like a dumba*s
Want a want a gun to be nerfed? Just take it and flex tape it to osiris and you will NEVER see that sh*t again
Want bungo to see some of your ideas? Just flex tape it to their door and they will probably buy a new door and burn the old one
Call now for a amazing price of 100,001 glimmer per box of Flex Tape
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4 Replies[quote]Want a want a gun to be nerfed? Just take it and flex tape it to osiris and you will NEVER see that sh*t again[/quote] Best thing I’ve read all day
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1 ReplyHaving securities problems at the Prison of Elders? Are high value prisoners escaping? Just add flex tape to their doors and they will never escape.
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1 Reply[b][i][u]THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyI still use the year one titan crucible chest because feathers. I could give less craps if it's useless. [spoiler]FEATHERS [/spoiler]
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[quote]Want a want a gun to be nerfed? Just take it and flex tape it to osiris and you will NEVER see that sh*t again[/quote] Damn, so true that I forgot he was in D2 till' you said that
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1 ReplySooo nerf flex tape???
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1 ReplyGot hit for 130 by a Luna’s Howl? [spoiler]THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE[/spoiler] Just wrap your skull in flex tape
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Tape it to your ghost to bring back dinklebot
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1 ReplyTo show you the power of flex shot, I shot a cannon ball at this boat, and then shot it again with only flex shot!
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3 RepliesThanks jontron
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Whoooooooooo Doggie!!!!!
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1 ReplyDo I need to pay for shipping and handling as well?
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Eat the flex seal family of products. It is healthy for you. You won't die. Ingest them. They are to be eaten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0nc0XV09kw
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JonTron on YT has some funny vids on Flex Tape.
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10 RepliesThats a lotta damage.
