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11/14/2018 9:23:02 AM
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Disturbing facts about lists of disturbing facts
1) Most of them aren't that disturbing really. Most of the time you'll say, "Huh" if you even react at all.
2) 77.3% of them are completely made up
4) The numbering is sometimes off
5) Very few of these lists contain facts about ducks, the most disturbing of God's creations
6) The attempt to reduce the inherent meaninglessness of life into a finite numbered list is itself evidence of a disturbing inability to deal with reality
7) Seriously, ducks are pretty feckin' disturbing. Google it.
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2 RepliesEdited by Of 1000 teeth: 11/21/2018 6:31:30 AM[quote]6) The attempt to reduce the inherent meaninglessness of life into a finite numbered list is itself evidence of a disturbing inability to deal with reality[/quote] What do “you” know of reality? There will always be nine constants. 9\3 = 3 Just as 3•3 = 9 Always nine inherent values of existence. Reduced or increased, it will always have meaning. This truth is, has been, and will always be reality. The conflict born of this response is proof. An illusion of darkness shattered. An existence brought out into light. Stupid nightmares of fear and “weakness”. Begone.
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Edited by Strawberry Pop-Tart: 11/15/2018 4:38:16 PMDucks? Lemme take a look I'm back... And now I will kill all ducks
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Best parody post I've seen in a while. [spoiler]You do have a point about those damn ducks though... [/spoiler]
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6 Replies... Ducks are... [spoiler]included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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Ducks have teeth.
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2 RepliesDucks have twisted thorny penises.
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2 RepliesDuck -blam!- [spoiler]Shitpost god is back? [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don't have to Google how Disturbed ducks are. Bunch of depraved little bastards. Still cute and fuzzy as hell when they're little ducklings though...
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[quote]1) Most of them aren't that disturbing really. Most of the time you'll say, "Huh" if you even react at all.[/quote] I take this as a personal challenge
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How disturbing
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I see you numbered yours properly as well. And yeah, ducks and their damn corkscrew phallic members.
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3 RepliesDucks are nice alright ;-;
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You missed the opportunity to say "a list of disturbing facts about lists of disturbing facts"
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Duck dicks are scary
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2 RepliesNumber 8 shocked me!!
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2 RepliesYou ain’t wrong
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1 Reply[i][b]Q U A C K Q U A C K[/b][/i]
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1 ReplyDucks are awesome
